Man City join Celtic as the only European Cup winners to lose to a side with a “/“ in their name?

Broke up with her as she would find herself disappointed and unfulfilled when it got to 1am? Sure ya did pal

Bears winning closes the hell mouth.

If a cursed team winning opened it, a team with just as bad luck surely widens it.

Team from the same city as the original accursed team has the power to restore us to the correct timeline.

It’s a necessary euphemism

I know it’s not a measure of anything really, but not being familiar with reduxx I googled it, and the fact the site he’s referencing is the 20th result isn’t a great indication of authoritativeness.

All I’ll say is..

Do you see?

Hi David, apologies if this has been clarified, and doubly so if I’m being obliviously insensitive, but why are episodes several months behind the publication date?

🎶it’s the most fuckering time of the year🎶

What Sport do you believe this “team” would be playing?

Dean Koontz’s TO

It’s giving me flashbacks to the call centre in Derry I worked in 20 years ago.

Wonder if he has a vending machine selling the nastiest coffee known to man

Guessing both Gianni and Salt Bae are DLC characters?

Its throat clearing

Holy shit I just realised that Adrian Chiles ‘ columns are the British and Irish version of “Sir this is a Wendy’s”