Michael Mouse
@michael-mouse.bsky.social
these are my private thoughts
I resonate with this comment so hard
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I resonate with this comment so hard
My sweet baby girl Mir
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My sweet baby girl Mir
Dream come true podcast ep
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Dream come true podcast ep
Imagine you’re this guy and you thought your life’s work would be playing, checks notes, the Red Guardian, and instead your life’s work is being the subject of your ex wife’s brilliant and humiliating concept album
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Imagine you’re this guy and you thought your life’s work would be playing, checks notes, the Red Guardian, and instead your life’s work is being the subject of your ex wife’s brilliant and humiliating concept album
Certified banger
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Certified banger
Send this to a girl you like
October 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Send this to a girl you like
This is how good we had it
October 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This is how good we had it
In 1998 I saw this in theaters with my dad and I couldn’t stop talking about how it was the best movie I’d ever seen. He didn’t have the heart to tell me it was bad.
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
In 1998 I saw this in theaters with my dad and I couldn’t stop talking about how it was the best movie I’d ever seen. He didn’t have the heart to tell me it was bad.
This movie was so important to my developing brain
September 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This movie was so important to my developing brain
I don’t think our culture ever fully digested this photo
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I don’t think our culture ever fully digested this photo
✨☀️ Good morning, radiant beings ✨☀️
I hope you all slept like little cosmic caterpillars and woke up ready to unfurl your wings into today’s infinite possibilities 🦋💫
Remember: drink your lemon water, stretch toward the sunlight, and forgive yourself for hitting snooze (again) ⏰ 💖
I hope you all slept like little cosmic caterpillars and woke up ready to unfurl your wings into today’s infinite possibilities 🦋💫
Remember: drink your lemon water, stretch toward the sunlight, and forgive yourself for hitting snooze (again) ⏰ 💖
September 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
✨☀️ Good morning, radiant beings ✨☀️
I hope you all slept like little cosmic caterpillars and woke up ready to unfurl your wings into today’s infinite possibilities 🦋💫
Remember: drink your lemon water, stretch toward the sunlight, and forgive yourself for hitting snooze (again) ⏰ 💖
I hope you all slept like little cosmic caterpillars and woke up ready to unfurl your wings into today’s infinite possibilities 🦋💫
Remember: drink your lemon water, stretch toward the sunlight, and forgive yourself for hitting snooze (again) ⏰ 💖
Actual email I need to send
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Actual email I need to send
My statement on this whole Donald Trump situation
July 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My statement on this whole Donald Trump situation
And then she could’ve sent him this
July 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
And then she could’ve sent him this
I like to think sometime in 1996, John Kerry heard his cousin China’s theme song for the Clueless TV show and wrote her a little hand written note
July 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I like to think sometime in 1996, John Kerry heard his cousin China’s theme song for the Clueless TV show and wrote her a little hand written note
Wow! So get this! The signer of the Clueless TV show theme China Forbes is a cousin of John Kerry, no wonder the song’s so good!
July 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Wow! So get this! The signer of the Clueless TV show theme China Forbes is a cousin of John Kerry, no wonder the song’s so good!
dang he seems like a really good guy, are they still together?
July 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
dang he seems like a really good guy, are they still together?
Man we really didn’t know what we had as a culture until it was gone
July 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Man we really didn’t know what we had as a culture until it was gone
Pretending I’ve been in a coma for 30 years and I need to catch up on what’s been going on
July 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Pretending I’ve been in a coma for 30 years and I need to catch up on what’s been going on
Bradshaw keeps hitting me with these devastating truth bombs
July 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bradshaw keeps hitting me with these devastating truth bombs