michael carriere
michael.carriere.org
michael carriere
@michael.carriere.org
chief beard at @zapdot.com
geek. dad. designer. developer. perfunctory pun factory.

on the infinite road to better!
Sometimes, you need to stand your ground.
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Here's an example of two different "review" sites contacting us. Often they have very repetitive content. Sometimes the sites they list straight up don't exist.
July 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
are you ok @USPS?
November 25, 2024 at 8:06 PM
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
And now they have a label to brand all who oppose their tyranny.
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I called again -- Fortunato! #ACNH
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
> So, have you done any music direction before?

Me: A bit, yeah.
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
There is a QA joke in here somewhere, just ignore the bugs. #ACNH
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Has @NintendoAmerica made any statements about more Ring Fit units going into production? The online market for it is getting pretty ridiculous.
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Feelin rich might delete later #ACNH
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Just remember: it's plaid -- but it could be worse.
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Turned out I just needed to find myself. #ACNH
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I don't get it, nobody comes to my sleepovers. #ACNH
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
QUARANTINE SURVIVAL REMINDER: Video Call Attendees *CAN* sense motion. Choose your surroundings wisely, and stay completely still to avoid detection.
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Finding a small creative outlet in making zoom backgrounds for our daily standups.
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I can’t tell if Control is messing with me, but this brightness calibration widget references three icons and only shows two.
November 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Good advice.
November 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
SPOILER ALERT.
November 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
November 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Welcome to @Spotify! Please tell me your middle name first. Then the first two characters of your username. Then your street number. Now your password.
And finally, the rest of your username.
November 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Tonight the @igcboston is at local STEM fair, and what better to show than @TestTubeGames amazing catalog of games!
November 25, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Don't grow up.
November 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
HELP. My daughter learned the word "no" and I have no defense mechanism against this.
November 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Weather report: it's looking like rain, dear.
November 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Being a dad ain't easy, but I manage.
November 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM