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Michael C
@michael54c.bsky.social
Liberal Dem. Science. Baseball.
Books. Advocate. Dog rescuer.
Creator and writer of two humor sites.
* Marital Madness: https://mc-humor.com/
* Poetry At Play: https://humormc.com/
Both are free to read.
THE SILENT TREATMENT!

When we argue, my wife does not fight fair. Consequently, I never win!

FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2024/01/02/t...

#humor #marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #funny #comedy
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
DON’T COMPLAIN! IT’S CHILDBIRTH PAIN!

Here’s a funny poem about the differences in how men and women experience the miracle of childbirth!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2023/01/30/d...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
NO HELP AT ALL!

There is nothing better than a good home-cooked meal, as long as I’m not the one who has to cook it!

FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2024/02/02/n...

#humor #marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #funny #comedy
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
SUNDAY IS A FUN DAY!

This is a funny poem about a typical Sunday morning in church that everyone can relate to!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2023/02/17/s...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
HAPPY CAMPERS!

Camping is the intrusion of human beings into the domain of animals and insects who are far more suited to the land and water than we will ever be!

FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2024/04/05/h...

#humor #marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #funny #comedy
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
IN THE BUFF AND SUCH STUFF!

A hilarious poem that takes a “peek” into the world of nudists!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2023/04/08/i...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
WHAT A BARGAIN!

There is an extensive list of shopping horrors that husbands endure. However, nothing delivers as much misery per square foot as an antique store!

FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2024/06/01/w...

#humor #marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #funny #comedy
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
TP OR NOT TP? THAT IS THE QUESTION!

In this entertaining poem, we look at the most important product on the face of the earth. TOILET PAPER!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2023/04/12/t...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
BROWN BOMBERS!

This is a hilarious but not-so-fond childhood memory about my dad’s love for pinto beans - known in our house (with good reason) as BROWN BOMBERS!

FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2023/02/01/b...

#humor #marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #funny #comedy
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
WHIRLING, AND TWIRLING, AND SWIRLING!

This funny poem is about a lovely lady who disrupts community standards with her exotic dancing!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2024/02/13/w...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
PITY THE POOR KITTY!

Our cat got sick with an infection that required us to shave the kitty’s backside! The grisly details are in this hilarious poem.

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2024/02/25/p...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
PICNIC FUN IN THE SUN!

In this entertaining poem, we examine the pesky perils of picnics!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2024/03/06/p...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
NO FUSSIN, NO CUSSIN!

A funny poem about what causes us to swear with unbridled enthusiasm and gusto!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2024/05/04/n...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
A HOUSE MOUSE PAJAMA DRAMA!

We recently had a mouse in our home, and he managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg! That inspired this hilarious poem.

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2025/02/02/a...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
THE COLONOSCOPY PREP TWO-STEP!

Here is a poem that tackles a hilarious subject that has just been waiting to be explored in gruesome detail!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2025/06/01/t...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 PM
GOLLY GEE! WHAT DID GRANNY SEE?

Here is a hilarious poem about an innocent grandmother accidentally coming across adult content online!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2025/06/15/g...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
OUR PET AND THE VET!

This is a hilarious poem about the heartbreaking drama of getting our dog neutered!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2025/06/28/t...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
CANNIBAL CUISINE IS OBSCENE!

Caucasian cannibal culinary creations. A hilariously meaty poem to sink your teeth into!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2026/01/06/c...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
HYPOCHONDRIACS! THE END IS NEAR, THEY FEAR!

A poem that graphically describes the hilarious afflictions that plague hypochondriacs!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2026/01/06/h...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
FUNERALS! WHEN THE FUN IS DONE!

A hilarious poem that puts the FUN back in funerals!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2026/01/06/f...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
STRAIGHT TO HELL! FAREWELL!

This is a lighthearted (devil-may-care!) poem about being condemned to the fiery depths of hell for all eternity!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2026/01/06/s...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
CELEBRATE THE PERFECT MATE!

A funny poem about a couple who can’t stand each other but renew their wedding vows anyway!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2026/01/06/c...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
HOOTERVILLE IS SUCH A THRILL!

This is a ridiculously immature but hilarious poem about augmenting a particular part of the female anatomy!

FREE to read at: humormc.com/2026/01/06/h...

#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #rhymes #writing #funny #comedy
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
WHAT A BARGAIN!

There is an extensive list of shopping horrors that husbands endure. However, nothing delivers as much misery per square foot as an antique store!

FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2024/06/01/w...

#humor #marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #funny #comedy
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
DRAWN TO A FLAME!

My wife is obsessed with the way our home smells. Unfortunately, she believes this is a constant battle she must wage with scented candles!

FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2024/06/15/d...

#humor #marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #funny #comedy
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM