@michaelallrekt.bsky.social
I’d rather have Juneteenth off than Labor Day. Juneteenth celebrates the end of slavery. Labor Day celebrates… unions?
September 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’d rather have Juneteenth off than Labor Day. Juneteenth celebrates the end of slavery. Labor Day celebrates… unions?
A Big Mac meal delivered in Seattle is $36 before tip. I think I’ll save money by going to a steakhouse tonight.
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A Big Mac meal delivered in Seattle is $36 before tip. I think I’ll save money by going to a steakhouse tonight.
Fun Fact: Higher Taxes lead to a Worsening Economy
April 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fun Fact: Higher Taxes lead to a Worsening Economy
The amount of people on BlueSky who are pleased with the assassination of the United Healthcare CEO is staggering. Like, wow, these people actually exist.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 AM
The amount of people on BlueSky who are pleased with the assassination of the United Healthcare CEO is staggering. Like, wow, these people actually exist.
So much wish-casting about the downfall of X here
November 30, 2024 at 8:22 AM
So much wish-casting about the downfall of X here
Number One way BlueSky can turn a profit— charge people to block others. The censor-friendly user base will become a cash crop.
November 30, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Number One way BlueSky can turn a profit— charge people to block others. The censor-friendly user base will become a cash crop.
My dad brought out a bottle of port wine that he bought 40+ years ago. Worst wine I’ve had lol
November 29, 2024 at 11:01 PM
My dad brought out a bottle of port wine that he bought 40+ years ago. Worst wine I’ve had lol
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No cats should be outdoor cats
November 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
No cats should be outdoor cats
I’ve already been blocked by members of the *tolerant* crowd 😭
November 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I’ve already been blocked by members of the *tolerant* crowd 😭
People like Bluesky because it’s not X in the same way that people pretended to like Kamala because she wasn’t Trump.
November 24, 2024 at 8:51 AM
People like Bluesky because it’s not X in the same way that people pretended to like Kamala because she wasn’t Trump.
WHY TF ARE THERE SO MANY CATS IN MY FEED. FIX THIS OR ELSE ILL STICK MY DOG ON YOU
November 24, 2024 at 8:42 AM
WHY TF ARE THERE SO MANY CATS IN MY FEED. FIX THIS OR ELSE ILL STICK MY DOG ON YOU
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The indignity of being suspended in mid-air just to get Cherry’s claws trimmed!
“The joke is on you, Mama! This sports bra will never fit you again!! 😤”
😂😂
“The joke is on you, Mama! This sports bra will never fit you again!! 😤”
😂😂
November 24, 2024 at 12:05 AM
The indignity of being suspended in mid-air just to get Cherry’s claws trimmed!
“The joke is on you, Mama! This sports bra will never fit you again!! 😤”
😂😂
“The joke is on you, Mama! This sports bra will never fit you again!! 😤”
😂😂