Michael Andersen
@michaelandersen.bsky.social
https://twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/
Storyteller, Constant Gardener, 🇺🇦, Central Asia, Spain, football, books, occasional rant.
Storyteller, Constant Gardener, 🇺🇦, Central Asia, Spain, football, books, occasional rant.
On behalf of all us football fans, FIFA uber-crook gives head to the US uber-crook. While we are all watching. That's nice. Let's hope that they will soon come to share a prison cell.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On behalf of all us football fans, FIFA uber-crook gives head to the US uber-crook. While we are all watching. That's nice. Let's hope that they will soon come to share a prison cell.
Hold on a sec there, Dobald Frump.
So, Putin wrote 'a peace plan' for Ukraine - and had it delivered to you, so you could pretend that it was yours. And therefore you decided to hold off on sanctions against him.....
Then you sent your estate agent and son-in-law to Moscow...1/2
So, Putin wrote 'a peace plan' for Ukraine - and had it delivered to you, so you could pretend that it was yours. And therefore you decided to hold off on sanctions against him.....
Then you sent your estate agent and son-in-law to Moscow...1/2
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hold on a sec there, Dobald Frump.
So, Putin wrote 'a peace plan' for Ukraine - and had it delivered to you, so you could pretend that it was yours. And therefore you decided to hold off on sanctions against him.....
Then you sent your estate agent and son-in-law to Moscow...1/2
So, Putin wrote 'a peace plan' for Ukraine - and had it delivered to you, so you could pretend that it was yours. And therefore you decided to hold off on sanctions against him.....
Then you sent your estate agent and son-in-law to Moscow...1/2
HILARIOUS
Kushner (and thus Trump) trolled by #Ukraine?😉
Everybody at the US v Ukraine shake-down in Miami have fancy titles - apart from Jared. Just walked in off the street kind of thing - which pretty much is what happened.
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Kushner (and thus Trump) trolled by #Ukraine?😉
Everybody at the US v Ukraine shake-down in Miami have fancy titles - apart from Jared. Just walked in off the street kind of thing - which pretty much is what happened.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
HILARIOUS
Kushner (and thus Trump) trolled by #Ukraine?😉
Everybody at the US v Ukraine shake-down in Miami have fancy titles - apart from Jared. Just walked in off the street kind of thing - which pretty much is what happened.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
Kushner (and thus Trump) trolled by #Ukraine?😉
Everybody at the US v Ukraine shake-down in Miami have fancy titles - apart from Jared. Just walked in off the street kind of thing - which pretty much is what happened.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
#WitLessGate #RussianWarCrimes 🇺🇦
Trump, Witkoff, Kushner selling out Ukraine.
This will go down in history as one of the most shameful periods ever.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
Trump, Witkoff, Kushner selling out Ukraine.
This will go down in history as one of the most shameful periods ever.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
#WitLessGate #RussianWarCrimes 🇺🇦
Trump, Witkoff, Kushner selling out Ukraine.
This will go down in history as one of the most shameful periods ever.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
Trump, Witkoff, Kushner selling out Ukraine.
This will go down in history as one of the most shameful periods ever.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
This will go down in history as one of the most shameful periods ever.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This will go down in history as one of the most shameful periods ever.
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BREAKING NEWS ❗️
Getting down on your knees before tyrants like Trump and Putin - and yes, personality-wise they are similar - will not save anyone. Zelensky has tried. Plus remember when the NATO Gen Sec called Trump 'Daddy' ?🤮 1/2
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
Getting down on your knees before tyrants like Trump and Putin - and yes, personality-wise they are similar - will not save anyone. Zelensky has tried. Plus remember when the NATO Gen Sec called Trump 'Daddy' ?🤮 1/2
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS ❗️
Getting down on your knees before tyrants like Trump and Putin - and yes, personality-wise they are similar - will not save anyone. Zelensky has tried. Plus remember when the NATO Gen Sec called Trump 'Daddy' ?🤮 1/2
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
Getting down on your knees before tyrants like Trump and Putin - and yes, personality-wise they are similar - will not save anyone. Zelensky has tried. Plus remember when the NATO Gen Sec called Trump 'Daddy' ?🤮 1/2
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
Already back in August, I warned you that the dodgy estate dude was incompetent, out of control, and in love with Putin. And that his (illegal) antics would cost Ukrainian lives.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Already back in August, I warned you that the dodgy estate dude was incompetent, out of control, and in love with Putin. And that his (illegal) antics would cost Ukrainian lives.
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
2 words: Caesar's wife.
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
2 words: Caesar's wife.
Well, with such insightful people at the helm what can possibly go wrong❓️ (and it's only been 3 years and 10 months).
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Well, with such insightful people at the helm what can possibly go wrong❓️ (and it's only been 3 years and 10 months).
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Crude dudes a bit too trigger-happy?
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Crude dudes a bit too trigger-happy?
Better now, no?
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Better now, no?
Most of us despise this woman so much that your first, 'natural' reaction at this news is glee. Then you realise...
(I am just being honest. You?)
(I am just being honest. You?)
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Most of us despise this woman so much that your first, 'natural' reaction at this news is glee. Then you realise...
(I am just being honest. You?)
(I am just being honest. You?)
Shocking indeed. What the hell is happening in the US?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Shocking indeed. What the hell is happening in the US?
No shit, Sherlock!
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
No shit, Sherlock!
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
As the Russian bombing of civilians in Ukraine shows no sign of letting up - 'peace negotiations' or not - our columnist Nataliia Bushkovska writes about what is by now an almost nightly 'tradition' in her family.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
As the Russian bombing of civilians in Ukraine shows no sign of letting up - 'peace negotiations' or not - our columnist Nataliia Bushkovska writes about what is by now an almost nightly 'tradition' in her family.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
Please 😡
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Please 😡
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
🤔 Maybe we have been too hard on Dobald and co regarding the so-called 'Peace Plan'? (aka the 'Piece Plan').
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November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
🤔 Maybe we have been too hard on Dobald and co regarding the so-called 'Peace Plan'? (aka the 'Piece Plan').
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... apparently this Peace-cum-Piece-Plan, their ugly love-child.
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
... apparently this Peace-cum-Piece-Plan, their ugly love-child.
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
🌹SPRINGTIME IN MOSCOW🍾
🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
1/2
🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
1/2
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
🌹SPRINGTIME IN MOSCOW🍾
🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
1/2
🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
1/2
The fact that the U.S. Secretary of State has to go out and assure the world that Trump's so-called 'Peace Plan' is NOT written in Moscow says it all.
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The fact that the U.S. Secretary of State has to go out and assure the world that Trump's so-called 'Peace Plan' is NOT written in Moscow says it all.
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Our new columnist Nataliia Bushkovska has written a short, personal introduction to Holodomor (great for sharing with those who sadly are less aware of this horror - and its relevance for 2025.)
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Our new columnist Nataliia Bushkovska has written a short, personal introduction to Holodomor (great for sharing with those who sadly are less aware of this horror - and its relevance for 2025.)
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
Spending the day analyzing the 28-point so-called peace plan. And one thing is striking 😉
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Spending the day analyzing the 28-point so-called peace plan. And one thing is striking 😉
How can 38% still....🤔
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How can 38% still....🤔
Jürgen Klopp is a very intelligent and pleasant person.
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Jürgen Klopp is a very intelligent and pleasant person.
Ronaldo and Dobaldo
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ronaldo and Dobaldo