I assumed they became so staggeringly wealthy from marketing shortbread.

Not yet sure how to sell/distribute these things – via my website or Ko-fi or whatnot. For now, just send me some money. Or ask nicely.

I really wanted it to be in E major, as that’s the same key as the Overture, but my voice won’t go that high.

Don’t throw out your favourites just because you don’t know where they came from.