Changing things up a bit, here, long enough to share that I saw Melt Banana perform live, last night, for the first time in 30 years - and it was tremendous! I thought the same, of both shows in the 90's, as a 4-piece, but to describe what they do, now, as a progression, is an understatement...

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I mean, if we're going all-in on "tributes", circa ancient Rome, the circus has to pay credit to the emperor that made it all possible, does it not?

(Perhaps one last change is in order: change the name of the team to the Washington Commandos, to reflect the times we live in...)

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Event-goers would be greeted with endless Trump-endorsed merchandise, much like one endures at most checkout lanes across the country (think: impulse-buying on a grand scale).

And, once inside, hear endless audio & video presentations featuring his images and instantly-remembered soundbites.

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Alternatively, the new stadium design could incorporate the president's iconic characteristics, in order to assuage his ego, such as:

a retractable dome designed after his sweeping hair; entrances to the stadium modeled after his puckered lips, requiring an obedient entrance to events...

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Here's a thought:

Washington Commanders' season ticket holders can vote with their pocketbooks, and threaten NOT to renew season tickets if such a plan gains further traction. Seeing as the economy is hurting, and expenses are going to have to be re-thought for many, anyway...

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