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greg0ire
@michaelgregoire.bsky.social
ripping through tinder at mach speeds moon river max volume looking for a 40+ manchild if i’m being #real
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
met god. she’s chinese
June 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
some girl in my building wears the exact same perfume as my first girlfriend, it’s cheap vanilla bath and bodyworks shit and i love it so much
May 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
deleted tiktok and now i can’t get it back why am i such a stupid fucking idiot bitch now i’m scrolling youtube shorts tweaking off the short form content equivalent of bart simpson oxies
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
fuck my stupid jolly christmas
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
it’s incredible how easy it is to quickly get over a lifelong fear of needles when they put the serum that makes u gorgeous in there
December 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
shaving my legs just to hug you goodbye
December 9, 2024 at 12:42 AM
making out with gorgeous strangers and getting paid for being beautiful
November 28, 2024 at 7:12 PM
visibly queer high schooler working checkout at the grocery store was clearly excited to say “have a good day ma’am” which seems sweet. however, now just i feel old and bricky
November 23, 2024 at 4:48 PM
another date this weekend

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Blouse by Clairo on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 3:15
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November 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
do u think i can play this on touchtunes
November 2, 2024 at 4:59 PM
there isn’t a woman on earth who doesn’t look 10 times cuntier when chewing gum
November 2, 2024 at 4:58 PM
fagged up shawty
November 1, 2024 at 6:09 PM
might cancel on this guy tonight i’m having a lot of fun playing balatro
November 1, 2024 at 6:08 PM
seems like nobody wants a beautiful tranny who’s gold 2 in melee online who loves hard and makes 20.25 an hour anymore 😞😞
October 28, 2024 at 2:40 PM
you gotta commit to the whole nonbinary thing otherwise i’m booming your shit
October 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
i’ve fumbled some gorgeous men on account of my overwhelming transsexuality
October 18, 2024 at 2:22 PM
there’s a little bug that hides in my purse and hits my juul so it’s always empty whenever i need it
October 17, 2024 at 11:04 AM
they’re saying jimmy john’s touched jersey mike and that’s why he don’t talk 🤦‍♀️
September 14, 2024 at 10:09 PM
i owe a life debt to the first girlfriend who made me get costar
September 9, 2024 at 6:03 PM
zynpatient treehab
September 2, 2024 at 10:42 PM