Sorry, thought you meant the Tele

She wrote for the Mail at the same time ..,

Allison Pearson might even be too mad for the Mail

I need to issue a correction here. I do not know how they did it, but the vast queue began moving just as I posted that. I got inside at 8.32. Band came on at 8.35 and by some fluke of the layout I ended up standing five yards from the stage.

Even better, for a tribute band, if they were based in Bury

Did it last into the 80s? I don’t recall hearing it once we moved south in the mid-70s. We used to sing it in the car every time we drove past George’s house (no gated mansions for even superstars then)

In the Cheshire suburb where I was little, George wore “frilly knickers and his girlfriend’s bra”

I’m pretty sure I have. I think my contributor profile is tied to my old and now inactive Guardian email address, so it shows comments made when I was logged in using that