Michael Hoffman
@michaelhoffman99.bsky.social
Tennessee native son. I am a seeker of truth. I despise liars. I will call out those that push lies for their own benefit, especially politicians that are paid to represent me.
Typical ICE agent.
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Typical ICE agent.
This is happening right now.
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is happening right now.
Could Marco Rubio suck Trump's tiny mushroom any harder?
If he did, it might detach from his body.
If he did, it might detach from his body.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Could Marco Rubio suck Trump's tiny mushroom any harder?
If he did, it might detach from his body.
If he did, it might detach from his body.
Trump's new flagship in his "Gold Fleet" of battleships.
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump's new flagship in his "Gold Fleet" of battleships.
This is the prototype.
December 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is the prototype.
I've officially named the toilet in my bathroom the Donald Trump Memorial Toilet. Now, every time I take a shit, it's like taking a dump in his mouth.
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've officially named the toilet in my bathroom the Donald Trump Memorial Toilet. Now, every time I take a shit, it's like taking a dump in his mouth.
CBS now stands for "Complete Bull Shit"
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
CBS now stands for "Complete Bull Shit"
This racoon that got commode huggin' drunk and passed out next to a toilet still has more class, grace, and intelligence than Donald Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This racoon that got commode huggin' drunk and passed out next to a toilet still has more class, grace, and intelligence than Donald Trump.
Okay, which Trump sycophant sucked his tiny mushroom so hard that it detached from his body?
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Okay, which Trump sycophant sucked his tiny mushroom so hard that it detached from his body?
Oops! Scott Jennings applied a little too much suction and detached Trump's penis from his body.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oops! Scott Jennings applied a little too much suction and detached Trump's penis from his body.
