michaelhokama.bsky.social
@michaelhokama.bsky.social
Hair ornaments i could see. If I had long enough hair to use them I probably would have thought of that.
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I don’t remember them unless I don’t hang out in the right places. Not swizzle sticks, not dowsing rods, not bookmarks… I give up
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
People like to keep it short for headlines though. BTS at Star Wars movie. Always makes me think it’s some Korean-enhanced project when it’s just filming stuff.
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
To be fair, the grandparents were probably polite hicks in Japan to start out with. If I was recruiting a bunch of people to work sugarcane fields, I wouldn’t head for the city and grab a bunch of educated people.
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Maybe for floor mopping and window washing? Only so far you want to wheel the bucket thing.
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Never saw a poached egg that wasn’t part of a Benedict. Hadn’t realized people eat them separately
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Trying to escape again?
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m guessing one day your mom went to fry the toutons and discovered your dad had eaten all the salt pork fat. So she bowed to wossname and just started frying them in butter. Because at least there would be butter. Or oil as the case might be.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This salt beef is related to corned beef? Like corned beef and cabbage or corned beef hash? Feels like some family resemblance in the recipes.
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Guessing that it existed but someone did something bad to it in the interim. Was there anything like a crash or a suspicious stain?
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Even cashiers (some of whom I swear are older than me) call me Aunty because what else are you supposed to call people? Okyaku-Sama? (Sorry I also can’t spell in Japanese)
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Since it was specifically a hammerhead shark, my brain thought Dead MC Hammer. Is MC Hammer dead, though??
October 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My brain went to leotard so I can see it
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
So long as there are no murders on board. Like that Australian book that I can’t remember the title of with the writers on the train going across Australia and stuff happens because of really unfortunate panel picking …
September 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wow max nori. So thoughtful.
August 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Allen Allen the volleyball guy
August 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I think I would happily read chapters dealing with how you acquired a cat, a dog, another cat, another cat, another dog, another cat, etc because it worked fine in Whatever.
April 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Do the cats not count? I see 4/5 in bed and 1/5 not in bed 😁
March 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I really want to know how big this cake is that half of it will fit in the cup
November 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM