michael
@michaeli.bsky.social
possibly one of the top 62 michaels on bsky
"no marketable skills" -my dad
"no marketable skills" -my dad
hi nik i think it is very important for you to know this would personally affect me by removing the stop that is at the end of my block and i would have to walk *slightly* further in the other direction to get to a stop and i think this rocks
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
hi nik i think it is very important for you to know this would personally affect me by removing the stop that is at the end of my block and i would have to walk *slightly* further in the other direction to get to a stop and i think this rocks
sigh.. i guess tomorrow i will go to the liquor store for my apartment's inaugural bottle of malort. i had been putting it off but it was always inevitable. o7
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
sigh.. i guess tomorrow i will go to the liquor store for my apartment's inaugural bottle of malort. i had been putting it off but it was always inevitable. o7
this is bait right? im gonna make this tomorrow and want to kms right? because it surely wont be decen let alone good... right??????????
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
this is bait right? im gonna make this tomorrow and want to kms right? because it surely wont be decen let alone good... right??????????
Born too late to be a scifi author
Born too early to be a space colonist
Born just in time to be a racist businessman
Born too early to be a space colonist
Born just in time to be a racist businessman
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Born too late to be a scifi author
Born too early to be a space colonist
Born just in time to be a racist businessman
Born too early to be a space colonist
Born just in time to be a racist businessman
can we make drugs very illegal specifically for these people??
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
can we make drugs very illegal specifically for these people??
opening time kicks ass. greg foat has been on a heater
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
opening time kicks ass. greg foat has been on a heater
but to know to spin you gotta know the steps so well that you probably have managed the chaos and at that point spinning might be fighting against the muscle memory. iirc there's also some small/easier spins in colours or pink rose
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
but to know to spin you gotta know the steps so well that you probably have managed the chaos and at that point spinning might be fighting against the muscle memory. iirc there's also some small/easier spins in colours or pink rose
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a basketball on the TV?
Bri-an!
Wind-horst!
Who lives in a basketball on the TV?
Bri-an!
Wind-horst!
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a basketball on the TV?
Bri-an!
Wind-horst!
Who lives in a basketball on the TV?
Bri-an!
Wind-horst!
gaslampkillers is an all timer mix for me
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
gaslampkillers is an all timer mix for me
I had this done in January. 2 tips:
1. ask how to prevent a hole forming in your septum during healing 🙃
2. start identifying your favorite lozenges for when your mouth and throat dry out from mouth breathing for 48+ hours
1. ask how to prevent a hole forming in your septum during healing 🙃
2. start identifying your favorite lozenges for when your mouth and throat dry out from mouth breathing for 48+ hours
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I had this done in January. 2 tips:
1. ask how to prevent a hole forming in your septum during healing 🙃
2. start identifying your favorite lozenges for when your mouth and throat dry out from mouth breathing for 48+ hours
1. ask how to prevent a hole forming in your septum during healing 🙃
2. start identifying your favorite lozenges for when your mouth and throat dry out from mouth breathing for 48+ hours
the elevator of sisyphean sister splinter shame
September 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the elevator of sisyphean sister splinter shame
rip the 📌 feed (2024-2025) 🥀
September 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
rip the 📌 feed (2024-2025) 🥀
I told my gf I was only gonna drink 2 twisted teas with the boys, but I now project I will drink 10 twisted teas and no one could have foreseen this
September 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I told my gf I was only gonna drink 2 twisted teas with the boys, but I now project I will drink 10 twisted teas and no one could have foreseen this
Well... I suppose I can forgive Zuck for destroying American democracy if he's gonna bring pokes back
September 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Well... I suppose I can forgive Zuck for destroying American democracy if he's gonna bring pokes back
Prefuse 73 & Edan in the late 00s. One of em got sick and they never rescheduled
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Prefuse 73 & Edan in the late 00s. One of em got sick and they never rescheduled
the amount of levels being skipped and time between now and the meeting may be good. my guess is someone alluded to a good idea you've had or that ur pissed off by dumb stuff lately and the boss^2 wants input. I'd be more scared if it was a 1:1 with my boss that showed up with no notice
August 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the amount of levels being skipped and time between now and the meeting may be good. my guess is someone alluded to a good idea you've had or that ur pissed off by dumb stuff lately and the boss^2 wants input. I'd be more scared if it was a 1:1 with my boss that showed up with no notice
gotta hand it to em. just when i think they're out of ideas, they keep coming up with new ways to light money on fire.
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
gotta hand it to em. just when i think they're out of ideas, they keep coming up with new ways to light money on fire.
he has a name you know. its "jason alexander"
August 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
he has a name you know. its "jason alexander"
protip: if you preface it with "i mustache you a question", they're unable to lie
August 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
protip: if you preface it with "i mustache you a question", they're unable to lie
