Michael LiCastri
@michaellicastri.bsky.social
Your favorite comedian's favorite comedian - passionate fan of trivia, Boba tea, and my girlfriend. Proud member of the Cain's Jawbone society.
Q: How many people does it take to write a Morgan Wallen song?
A: Eight - seven of them can actually play and sing, and the other one is Morgan Wallen.
A: Eight - seven of them can actually play and sing, and the other one is Morgan Wallen.
June 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Q: How many people does it take to write a Morgan Wallen song?
A: Eight - seven of them can actually play and sing, and the other one is Morgan Wallen.
A: Eight - seven of them can actually play and sing, and the other one is Morgan Wallen.
The newest victims of Trump's trade war
three penguins are standing next to each other in front of a restaurant
ALT: three penguins are standing next to each other in front of a restaurant
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The newest victims of Trump's trade war
Actual photo of me trying to be a supportive boyfriend at the Ashe/Kelsea Ballerini concert while dealing with food poisoning
Also, they might as well have called it the "Dude, How Did You Mess That Up" Tour
Also, they might as well have called it the "Dude, How Did You Mess That Up" Tour
a cartoon character is sitting on a bus with the words " ha ha i 'm in danger " written above him
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a bus with the words " ha ha i 'm in danger " written above him
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Actual photo of me trying to be a supportive boyfriend at the Ashe/Kelsea Ballerini concert while dealing with food poisoning
Also, they might as well have called it the "Dude, How Did You Mess That Up" Tour
Also, they might as well have called it the "Dude, How Did You Mess That Up" Tour
Tonight Canada stepped into an ice rink across from the United States and said "Call us the ESRB bitch because these hands are Rated E for everyone."
February 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tonight Canada stepped into an ice rink across from the United States and said "Call us the ESRB bitch because these hands are Rated E for everyone."
The only way I'll be happy with how this Super Bowl ends is if both teams somehow end up in the jail at the Eagles stadium - bonus points if the gang from Paddy's is in there next to them
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The only way I'll be happy with how this Super Bowl ends is if both teams somehow end up in the jail at the Eagles stadium - bonus points if the gang from Paddy's is in there next to them