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Marc-André ter Sega Saturn
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Aspiring remote Montana cabin owner/manifesto compiler
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ABC News can independently confirm the reports in the WSJ concerning Sec. Kristi Noem's missing binky, which was left behind on her plane along with her sippy cup and Sophie Giraffe.
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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This is some genuinely psycho shit...
Pam Bondi loves dogs. Always had them, one after another. She got involved with dog shelters and dog rescue, and once pulled off to the side of a busy road and got out of her car to chase down a stray. Another dog she helped was a Saint Bernard named Master Tank. She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a “walking skeleton” and “dying from heartworms” when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. “She lied,” Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. “My little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would just wear us down. That we were unstable people and would just quit.” The case was settled out of court, with Bondi securing visitation rights, but she never did visit. She got another dog.
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Important to have a backup plan in case you reach for your replica 1700s pistol to shoot the armed intruder but you accidentally knock over all your diet cokes
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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I miss blowing a wad at Manny's Steakhouse
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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rodger.bsky.social
Here is the Czech pair dancing to their AI rip-off of You Get What You Give, replaced for the Olympics by an AI song with “original” lyrics that sounds pretty much the same
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM