michael the good place quotes
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i'm just middle management
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"i figured out the solution to the trolley problem..."
January 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"i figured out the solution to the trolley problem..."
"You're my friends and I wanted to save you"
January 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"You're my friends and I wanted to save you"
"oh, and look, my arms end in stupid little sticks"
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 AM
"oh, and look, my arms end in stupid little sticks"
"and somehow nazis, again.?"
December 30, 2024 at 3:23 AM
"and somehow nazis, again.?"
"you humans have too many emotions! you only need two; anger and confusion!"
December 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
"you humans have too many emotions! you only need two; anger and confusion!"
"aw farts"
December 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
"aw farts"
"they’re all french, so they’re going to the bad place automatically“
December 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
"they’re all french, so they’re going to the bad place automatically“
"in this realm ihop stands for international hole of pancakes. you don't really eat these pancakes, it's more like they eat you."
December 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
"in this realm ihop stands for international hole of pancakes. you don't really eat these pancakes, it's more like they eat you."
"jason figured it out? jason? this is a real low point. yeah, this one hurts"
December 25, 2024 at 3:28 AM
"jason figured it out? jason? this is a real low point. yeah, this one hurts"
"no. no, no, no. it's that you never found a haircut that framed your face properly"
"i'm guessing it's my selfishness?"
December 23, 2024 at 3:20 PM
"no. no, no, no. it's that you never found a haircut that framed your face properly"
"I'm not meant for any of this, Eleanor, I'm just middle management!"
December 23, 2024 at 12:22 AM
"I'm not meant for any of this, Eleanor, I'm just middle management!"