Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.

Dear world: please give up on us. Sanction the shit out of the USA now! Our government is not helping. We are falling into fascism like a rock from the top of the Empire State Building and when that rock lands it will blow up your economies too. Call your reps. Ours aren’t listening!

What is my type: probably unstable and def has a leg tattoo.

Because they’re Black, they must be looting? This isn’t an honest mistake.

Spread truth, not lies: These folks weren’t looters. This footage is from KTLA, where the homeowner explained that her brothers & friends were helping her move belongings out of her burned house.

(Her interview in the 🧵)

In 2025 I am going to be the best person ever! (**definition of “best person” to be revealed at a later, convenient date; like when Taylor swift releases an album)

The bots are botting.

Moon on the lake last night.

Naughty list.

So I love coming here bc I’m still kinda working on the whole body positivity thing. I hate the way I look right now. I’m working on it. But seeing so many people embrace all different types of bodies is so refreshing. It’s not a non stop ab fest of cover boys. And I like that.

Didn’t conservative media and even some other media do alllll these reports about Gen Z bringing their parents to their interviews. Bc we got mama musk and sec of defenses mom….. could you imagine if Pete Buttigiegs mom was calling senators to get him confirmed? The headlines would be insane.

I’m taking a snow day! It’s not snowing. I live in Florida. It’s just below 60 and I cannot function

Can we all boycott paying taxes next year? Like didn’t we JUST do that a week ago or something. How is it December?

Does anyone have the name of Gwen Stefani’s plastic surgeon? Because…. How!?

Online shopping is the only thing keeping me above water right now 🫠🫠

It’s my birthday!!!!!

Wait there is ween here? lol no one told me

Just some dog content for your viewing pleasure: making his Bluesky debut: Everett!

(Can we get an edit button here)

Give me a little grace as I figure out Bluesky! I follow back!