Michael Schramm
@michaelschramm.bsky.social
A writer who works in finance. Just starting to post here so come follow along with me!
Tired: Finishing your manuscript
Wired: Procrastinating by starting another one
Wired: Procrastinating by starting another one
May 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tired: Finishing your manuscript
Wired: Procrastinating by starting another one
Wired: Procrastinating by starting another one
One of those days where the goal is to check off little tasks to collect dopamine hits like Mario collects coins.
May 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One of those days where the goal is to check off little tasks to collect dopamine hits like Mario collects coins.
One of those dreary, rainy days where work after noon should be illegal
May 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One of those dreary, rainy days where work after noon should be illegal
I set a goal to post here once a day and then… as life goes… I wake up and realize I haven’t in two months 😊 But just like writing, there’s no reward for beating yourself up about what you could’ve done. The only reward comes if you get back on the bandwagon.
May 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I set a goal to post here once a day and then… as life goes… I wake up and realize I haven’t in two months 😊 But just like writing, there’s no reward for beating yourself up about what you could’ve done. The only reward comes if you get back on the bandwagon.
If only I could be as bad at my job as a weather app
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If only I could be as bad at my job as a weather app
It’s been the type of cold in Chicago that you can only cure with a bowl of chili so warm it makes the cheese ooey gooey
February 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s been the type of cold in Chicago that you can only cure with a bowl of chili so warm it makes the cheese ooey gooey
Nothing will ever ever ever feel better than reaching the bus stop the minute it comes by. The heavens are saying they bend the world to your every whim
February 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Nothing will ever ever ever feel better than reaching the bus stop the minute it comes by. The heavens are saying they bend the world to your every whim
It’s gummy bear this, gummy worm that. No one wants to talk about how gummy sharks are underrated
February 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s gummy bear this, gummy worm that. No one wants to talk about how gummy sharks are underrated
The feeling of 42 degrees after weeks of weather below 20… I wish I could bottle it up and sell it!!
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The feeling of 42 degrees after weeks of weather below 20… I wish I could bottle it up and sell it!!
Went on a walk by the lake today and look at this!
January 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Went on a walk by the lake today and look at this!
Mario Party rolls so bad I’m questioning everything I thought I knew about statistics…
December 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Mario Party rolls so bad I’m questioning everything I thought I knew about statistics…
The first hour of writing 😍🥳😄
The second 🤔🥱🫡
The third 🫠🫨🥱🤐🙃
The second 🤔🥱🫡
The third 🫠🫨🥱🤐🙃
December 20, 2024 at 2:50 AM
The first hour of writing 😍🥳😄
The second 🤔🥱🫡
The third 🫠🫨🥱🤐🙃
The second 🤔🥱🫡
The third 🫠🫨🥱🤐🙃
Another year for my Spotify wrapped to look insane because I listen to lofi hip hop beats on loop while I write lol
December 4, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Another year for my Spotify wrapped to look insane because I listen to lofi hip hop beats on loop while I write lol
Once again, it took me weeks of motivation to begin a task that required five minutes of effort.
December 2, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Once again, it took me weeks of motivation to begin a task that required five minutes of effort.
Day off so I will scroll in bed for 15 minutes… *3 hours later*
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Day off so I will scroll in bed for 15 minutes… *3 hours later*