michaeltoystory.bsky.social
@michaeltoystory.bsky.social
Literal demons in my dream last night, but the scariest part of it was trying to sight read piano music
June 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
yesterday my coworker walked in on me with 16 word docs open and encountered so much judgement
May 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My wife looking at google maps: why are there so many Wawa? 1, 2, 3…. 7!
April 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
N: why does that car have a sticker of bride and groom with guns?
Me: the one that says “i know”? That’s Princess Leia and Han Solo
April 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
last week I asked Nadine, "What do you think Val in Val Kilmer stands for?"
Nadine: I don't know what that is
April 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My kiwi wife (who calls a megaphone a hailer): “a bullhorn? You call that a bullhorn? I’ve never heard that in my life”
March 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My wife proofreading: this is interesting but I fundamentally disagree with what you’re trying to say
March 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Nadine: the Reddit pseudo-intellectual superiority complex should be added to the DSM
March 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
love that the signup link to my dio's new newsletter on AI is broken
February 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nadine sermon feedback: “not your worst. Probably bottom of the top third.”
February 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM