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Saw Marty Supreme. Big debate on two issues. Did he win or lose the final match? Does anyone care?
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Saw Marty Supreme. Big debate on two issues. Did he win or lose the final match? Does anyone care?
What does Trump have against weather forecasting?
He slowly and surely and consistently shuts down any resources for weather forecasting.
He slowly and surely and consistently shuts down any resources for weather forecasting.
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What does Trump have against weather forecasting?
He slowly and surely and consistently shuts down any resources for weather forecasting.
He slowly and surely and consistently shuts down any resources for weather forecasting.
The temperature is down to 62°. It’s that chill that makes you know. Christmas is on the way.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The temperature is down to 62°. It’s that chill that makes you know. Christmas is on the way.
⏱️🦅 ACCOUNTING FOR THE FASCIST TAKEOVER OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE INDUSTRY
open.substack.com/pub/stagelef...
open.substack.com/pub/stagelef...
⏱️🦅 ACCOUNTING FOR THE FASCIST TAKEOVER OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE INDUSTRY
Breaking down the Trump administration's tactics for cultural control, from Mussolini to the NEA
open.substack.com
August 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
⏱️🦅 ACCOUNTING FOR THE FASCIST TAKEOVER OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE INDUSTRY
open.substack.com/pub/stagelef...
open.substack.com/pub/stagelef...
You should never have to ask girlfriend or daughter.
July 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You should never have to ask girlfriend or daughter.
Is it taking longer to have a bowel movement or am I just getting better at Wordle?
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is it taking longer to have a bowel movement or am I just getting better at Wordle?
I just saw the film Friendship.
It’s the story of Trump and Musk if they were a little younger and had no money
It’s the story of Trump and Musk if they were a little younger and had no money
June 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I just saw the film Friendship.
It’s the story of Trump and Musk if they were a little younger and had no money
It’s the story of Trump and Musk if they were a little younger and had no money
What is it in the culture of the United States Postal Service? The consistent lying, deception, and contempt, for their customers is truly astonishing.
They must actively recruit among the morally bankrupt
They must actively recruit among the morally bankrupt
May 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What is it in the culture of the United States Postal Service? The consistent lying, deception, and contempt, for their customers is truly astonishing.
They must actively recruit among the morally bankrupt
They must actively recruit among the morally bankrupt
TIL that Annie Ross of Lambert Hendricks and Ross was a heroin addict born in England and Lenny Bruce’s lover.
I cannot listen to Twisted in the same way again.
I cannot listen to Twisted in the same way again.
May 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
TIL that Annie Ross of Lambert Hendricks and Ross was a heroin addict born in England and Lenny Bruce’s lover.
I cannot listen to Twisted in the same way again.
I cannot listen to Twisted in the same way again.
Eyeglass frames have gotten so narrow none of them look good on me
And the ones that are bigger, make me look like a cartoon character
I never had trouble finding frames I liked until now
And the ones that are bigger, make me look like a cartoon character
I never had trouble finding frames I liked until now
May 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Eyeglass frames have gotten so narrow none of them look good on me
And the ones that are bigger, make me look like a cartoon character
I never had trouble finding frames I liked until now
And the ones that are bigger, make me look like a cartoon character
I never had trouble finding frames I liked until now
Warby Parker or frames I make myself out of pipe cleaners?
May 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Warby Parker or frames I make myself out of pipe cleaners?
Are used to wonder where people went to buy such ugly clothes
Now I know the answer. Nordstrom’s.
Now I know the answer. Nordstrom’s.
May 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Are used to wonder where people went to buy such ugly clothes
Now I know the answer. Nordstrom’s.
Now I know the answer. Nordstrom’s.
Watching an online court proceeding today, the judge talked about spending $30-$40 a month on car insurance
So bizarrely out of touch.
So bizarrely out of touch.
May 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Watching an online court proceeding today, the judge talked about spending $30-$40 a month on car insurance
So bizarrely out of touch.
So bizarrely out of touch.
Miami is already hotter than fuck.
Time to hibernate
Time to hibernate
May 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Miami is already hotter than fuck.
Time to hibernate
Time to hibernate
Whenever I hear the name, Warren Buffett, I silently start humming Margaritaville.
Be honest. I’m not the only one.
Be honest. I’m not the only one.
May 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Whenever I hear the name, Warren Buffett, I silently start humming Margaritaville.
Be honest. I’m not the only one.
Be honest. I’m not the only one.
I am insanely happy the the follow up to What Not to Wear is called Wear Whatever the F You Want.
April 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am insanely happy the the follow up to What Not to Wear is called Wear Whatever the F You Want.
Why do car dealers always wear pants that are tight on their calves and short on their ankles?
March 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why do car dealers always wear pants that are tight on their calves and short on their ankles?
I would love to be a parent, but I hate to drive
March 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I would love to be a parent, but I hate to drive
There’s Still Tomorrow is Italian film with a shocking twist ending
Usually a twist ending is sad or ironic – – this twist ending is joyous.
It might not be a movie I would ever want to see again, but it is one. I’m really happy to have seen once.
Usually a twist ending is sad or ironic – – this twist ending is joyous.
It might not be a movie I would ever want to see again, but it is one. I’m really happy to have seen once.
March 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There’s Still Tomorrow is Italian film with a shocking twist ending
Usually a twist ending is sad or ironic – – this twist ending is joyous.
It might not be a movie I would ever want to see again, but it is one. I’m really happy to have seen once.
Usually a twist ending is sad or ironic – – this twist ending is joyous.
It might not be a movie I would ever want to see again, but it is one. I’m really happy to have seen once.
Which Girl Scout cookie makes the healthiest lunch?
March 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Which Girl Scout cookie makes the healthiest lunch?
Overheard:
There’s nothing better than a milkshake after you’ve had your wisdom teeth out
There’s nothing better than a milkshake after you’ve had your wisdom teeth out
March 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Overheard:
There’s nothing better than a milkshake after you’ve had your wisdom teeth out
There’s nothing better than a milkshake after you’ve had your wisdom teeth out
Yesterday I learned that Elon Musk does not understand what bankruptcy is, and he also does not understand the meaning of the term “blank check.”
February 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yesterday I learned that Elon Musk does not understand what bankruptcy is, and he also does not understand the meaning of the term “blank check.”
Nordstroms, the least hip of all retailers, was playing the Smiths and had a guy in full drag, working the register
The customers were still wrinkled old people. But yay!
The customers were still wrinkled old people. But yay!
February 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nordstroms, the least hip of all retailers, was playing the Smiths and had a guy in full drag, working the register
The customers were still wrinkled old people. But yay!
The customers were still wrinkled old people. But yay!