Michael Z
@michaelzluesky.bsky.social
My only 2025 prediction is that I will finally acquire this bag
December 28, 2024 at 6:58 PM
My only 2025 prediction is that I will finally acquire this bag
Blueberry?! More like boobberry
December 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Blueberry?! More like boobberry
Let’s all strike, but not you, strike breakers, you still show up to break strikes, and also let’s not inconvenience anyone TOO MUCH, so yeah, medical care, you have to cross the GENERAL STRIKE line 🙄
Also, my favorite social movements are the ones they encourage social isolation
Also, my favorite social movements are the ones they encourage social isolation
December 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Let’s all strike, but not you, strike breakers, you still show up to break strikes, and also let’s not inconvenience anyone TOO MUCH, so yeah, medical care, you have to cross the GENERAL STRIKE line 🙄
Also, my favorite social movements are the ones they encourage social isolation
Also, my favorite social movements are the ones they encourage social isolation
She is very slowly growing on me, but I still don’t really like her
December 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM
She is very slowly growing on me, but I still don’t really like her
I’m not reading that, but glad you deleted it
December 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I’m not reading that, but glad you deleted it
The US in two stories
December 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The US in two stories
Damn, I was going to make this video tomorrow ☹️
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Damn, I was going to make this video tomorrow ☹️
You can’t take the Christian metal scene out of the kid, I guess
December 4, 2024 at 11:07 PM
You can’t take the Christian metal scene out of the kid, I guess
Instagram stories really liked this picture of me waiting to eat a sandwich in Rome
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Instagram stories really liked this picture of me waiting to eat a sandwich in Rome
I have been traveling for like, 15 hours straight. I have no idea what day it is, what stable ground feels like, or why I did this
Enjoy this picture of a sign that between the two of us, my husband and I speak two of these three languages but not the one that we really need 🙃🙃🙃
Enjoy this picture of a sign that between the two of us, my husband and I speak two of these three languages but not the one that we really need 🙃🙃🙃
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I have been traveling for like, 15 hours straight. I have no idea what day it is, what stable ground feels like, or why I did this
Enjoy this picture of a sign that between the two of us, my husband and I speak two of these three languages but not the one that we really need 🙃🙃🙃
Enjoy this picture of a sign that between the two of us, my husband and I speak two of these three languages but not the one that we really need 🙃🙃🙃
I don’t think every brand needs to jump on this
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I don’t think every brand needs to jump on this
Not a Christmas movie
November 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Not a Christmas movie
WE WON WE WON WE WON
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
WE WON WE WON WE WON
Getting conflicting vibes on the train this morning
November 21, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Getting conflicting vibes on the train this morning
Weird and very specific fantasy
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Weird and very specific fantasy
Now my Discover timeline thinks I’m obsessed with snow 😭🤦🏼♂️
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Now my Discover timeline thinks I’m obsessed with snow 😭🤦🏼♂️
I’ll be honest, I don’t really play ball. When I pay to see comedy I am not trying to be part of the show. I want to sit and enjoy the comedy. The only good crowd work bits are the ones that don’t rely on the audience doing something specific, they end the same no matter what
And even those are meh
And even those are meh
November 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I’ll be honest, I don’t really play ball. When I pay to see comedy I am not trying to be part of the show. I want to sit and enjoy the comedy. The only good crowd work bits are the ones that don’t rely on the audience doing something specific, they end the same no matter what
And even those are meh
And even those are meh
Can everyone just chill the rest of the month? American can’t take a third loss in such a short time
November 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Can everyone just chill the rest of the month? American can’t take a third loss in such a short time
Same way as every muscle gay - steroids
August 3, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Same way as every muscle gay - steroids
Finishing Yassccession tonight
July 16, 2023 at 6:05 AM
Finishing Yassccession tonight
Like, in my head this is mostly nonsense
July 15, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Like, in my head this is mostly nonsense
“Babe, wake up, a new ‘and then we shared the cookie dough’ just dropped.”
July 15, 2023 at 3:10 AM
“Babe, wake up, a new ‘and then we shared the cookie dough’ just dropped.”