MichaelZupke
michaelzupke.bsky.social
MichaelZupke
@michaelzupke.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Businessman, former Marine
So how did that M1803 handle?
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Let's really think outside the box and make galleys great again.
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I was prepared for that too. When I was about 8, our Senator, Charles Percy, sent out a pamphlet covering the rings of destruction from a detonation in the loop. Since we were near Ohare, I paid particular attention to that.
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
People are way too serious. Growing up we would listen to WGN radio and follow the updates on Santa's progress into North America.
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
All cooks on those Battleships will be trained like Steven Seagal and will be capable of repeling boarders.
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Adults as well. My wife and I have been married 36 years, and she and her siblings insist on doing stocking every Christmas.
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He and Mike the pillow guy have the same rushed cadence.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So as a country, this is where we stand. The country that defeated Germany and Japan, that developed the Marshall Plan to rebuild Europe. Now we watch from afar and take out speedboats on international waters, and if we don't completely sink them we take out the survivors because they are a threat
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
FIFA peace prize, first kid in preschool to stop eating paste. Both are equivalent.
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So like, one of the survivors was John McClain, and he would have rigged some countermeasure out of the flotsam in the water to take out the loitering drone and still deliver the drugs.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A pox to your pretzels sir. Unless they are a large, warm, soft pretzel with mustard.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Are you setting up the premise of a Hallmark holiday movie?
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Do we know for a fact they are flaming shitbirds, what if they are only run of the mill shitbirds?
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Wait, this is a real thing, not a bit?
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dahh Pope.
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wait, they are sneaking across the border and driving cattle?
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Exactly, if there are drugs on these boats, are they even intended for the US? Maybe they are bound for other countries where there is a demand for their product. How are they even getting Intel on the presence of drugs on these boats? Does someone else stand to gain by funneling this info?
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When does he go to hands in pockets?
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Never turn down free coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That's what I'm talking about. Imagine the line of Lance Corporals at the dealership to get a tricked out F150 or equivalent and keep those payments within means going to the 15 year loan.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I want to thank you and the other reporters at the Tribune that continue to shine a light on what is happening with ICE in the city and suburbs.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you include an aroma of grilled polish sausage, it can cause the victim to blackout.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM