Michal Bryxí
@michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy
🏃🏻♂️ + 🪂 + 🧗♂️ + ⛷️ + 🌱
- Won't lose my time with anti-vaxers.
- AI user AND critic.
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- Won't lose my time with anti-vaxers.
- AI user AND critic.
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.world/@MichalBryxi, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Sometimes people think I'm over exaggerating when I say that I would be happier if I would not have to deal with (the current state of) #it for the rest of my life. And sometimes I do feel like it.
But luckily tech quickly comes rushing in my way to prove me that my feelings are correct.
But luckily tech quickly comes rushing in my way to prove me that my feelings are correct.
February 16, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Sometimes people think I'm over exaggerating when I say that I would be happier if I would not have to deal with (the current state of) #it for the rest of my life. And sometimes I do feel like it.
But luckily tech quickly comes rushing in my way to prove me that my feelings are correct.
But luckily tech quickly comes rushing in my way to prove me that my feelings are correct.
Reposted by Michal Bryxí
Well that was fun while it lasted.
Incidentally, anyone looking for an expert in accessibility with over ten years of experience working for fortune 500 companies in the tech industry?
Asking for a, um, friend.
Incidentally, anyone looking for an expert in accessibility with over ten years of experience working for fortune 500 companies in the tech industry?
Asking for a, um, friend.
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Well that was fun while it lasted.
Incidentally, anyone looking for an expert in accessibility with over ten years of experience working for fortune 500 companies in the tech industry?
Asking for a, um, friend.
Incidentally, anyone looking for an expert in accessibility with over ten years of experience working for fortune 500 companies in the tech industry?
Asking for a, um, friend.
Reposted by Michal Bryxí
I can simultaneously like AI and hate the tech bros and the IP stealing.
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I can simultaneously like AI and hate the tech bros and the IP stealing.
Timeline cleanse time: After 30+ years in #it, out of which last ~10 were spent in “pointless reinvention of the wheel for 384th time” as a dev and “death by 275 trivial bugs on the most simple workflow” as a user I have to claim that I love what #ai tools brought to the table.
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
There is hardly any day where I would not accidentally bump onto an "US trivia" and not go :"What. The. Actual. Fuck": Flag Desecration Amendment
> The Congress shall have power to prohibit the physical desecration of the flag of the United States […]
> The Congress shall have power to prohibit the physical desecration of the flag of the United States […]
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February 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
There is hardly any day where I would not accidentally bump onto an "US trivia" and not go :"What. The. Actual. Fuck": Flag Desecration Amendment
> The Congress shall have power to prohibit the physical desecration of the flag of the United States […]
> The Congress shall have power to prohibit the physical desecration of the flag of the United States […]
1) Login to (new) banking app
2) Do you want to allow access to phone contacts? [click yes]
3) In this [standard field] I've found an IBAN number of your contact [good friend] and also [their address]
4) ONE click send money to [good friend]
I can't be the only one who thinks that this is an […]
2) Do you want to allow access to phone contacts? [click yes]
3) In this [standard field] I've found an IBAN number of your contact [good friend] and also [their address]
4) ONE click send money to [good friend]
I can't be the only one who thinks that this is an […]
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February 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
1) Login to (new) banking app
2) Do you want to allow access to phone contacts? [click yes]
3) In this [standard field] I've found an IBAN number of your contact [good friend] and also [their address]
4) ONE click send money to [good friend]
I can't be the only one who thinks that this is an […]
2) Do you want to allow access to phone contacts? [click yes]
3) In this [standard field] I've found an IBAN number of your contact [good friend] and also [their address]
4) ONE click send money to [good friend]
I can't be the only one who thinks that this is an […]
Oh wow, you learn something new every day. #til that no no-fault-divorce is still a thing(ish) in the western world: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-fault_divorce
No-fault divorce - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Oh wow, you learn something new every day. #til that no no-fault-divorce is still a thing(ish) in the western world: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-fault_divorce
Oh what a day. Being told about my attempt to deliver a language joke: "I hate it with all my heart!" because I used #ai for the visuals (and alt text TBH) instead of ... I don't know ... not creating anything. Because that tool is by miles easier to use, faster for results and with better […]
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Oh what a day. Being told about my attempt to deliver a language joke: "I hate it with all my heart!" because I used #ai for the visuals (and alt text TBH) instead of ... I don't know ... not creating anything. Because that tool is by miles easier to use, faster for results and with better […]
I should not be allowed to internet ...
#wordplay #Nerdhumor #comicstrip #visualpun #scifiparody #starwars #yodaspeak
#wordplay #Nerdhumor #comicstrip #visualpun #scifiparody #starwars #yodaspeak
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I should not be allowed to internet ...
#wordplay #Nerdhumor #comicstrip #visualpun #scifiparody #starwars #yodaspeak
#wordplay #Nerdhumor #comicstrip #visualpun #scifiparody #starwars #yodaspeak
It's start of the day and I can safely report that the quality of IT is set to default.
🫡 #decathlon #icanbreakitforyou #unsubscribe #it
🫡 #decathlon #icanbreakitforyou #unsubscribe #it
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 AM
It's start of the day and I can safely report that the quality of IT is set to default.
🫡 #decathlon #icanbreakitforyou #unsubscribe #it
🫡 #decathlon #icanbreakitforyou #unsubscribe #it
Ever wanted to take heap of Spotify links and turn them into beautiful, scannable cards that you can then convert to physical world (read: print) and distribute as individual cards, or assemble into a nice flipbook? You didn't? Well now you do! Lives entirely […]
[Original post on mastodon.world]
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February 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Ever wanted to take heap of Spotify links and turn them into beautiful, scannable cards that you can then convert to physical world (read: print) and distribute as individual cards, or assemble into a nice flipbook? You didn't? Well now you do! Lives entirely […]
[Original post on mastodon.world]
[Original post on mastodon.world]
Overheard: "I can't do X on my phone. I have only the slow 4G"
... And now I feel soooooo old 👴
... And now I feel soooooo old 👴
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Overheard: "I can't do X on my phone. I have only the slow 4G"
... And now I feel soooooo old 👴
... And now I feel soooooo old 👴
Just got randomly reminded of my lightning talk at EmberFest Rome:
https://youtu.be/yZ9_GGnr8Zg?si=Boq0j-uiqlCyl5TV
Good old' days. Miss you lot.
#lightningtalk #emberfest #Emberjs #embereurope #conference #publicspeaking
https://youtu.be/yZ9_GGnr8Zg?si=Boq0j-uiqlCyl5TV
Good old' days. Miss you lot.
#lightningtalk #emberfest #Emberjs #embereurope #conference #publicspeaking
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Just got randomly reminded of my lightning talk at EmberFest Rome:
https://youtu.be/yZ9_GGnr8Zg?si=Boq0j-uiqlCyl5TV
Good old' days. Miss you lot.
#lightningtalk #emberfest #Emberjs #embereurope #conference #publicspeaking
https://youtu.be/yZ9_GGnr8Zg?si=Boq0j-uiqlCyl5TV
Good old' days. Miss you lot.
#lightningtalk #emberfest #Emberjs #embereurope #conference #publicspeaking
Stark am Blok – Resilienzförderung für junge Menschen über ein pädagogisches Boulderprojekt in der Schweiz
https://www.there-for-you.com/donations/stark-am-blok/#updates
#starkamblok
#bouldernmitsinn
#ResilienzStärken
#JugendStärken
#psychischegesundheit
#bewegungwirkt
#sozialeteilhabe […]
https://www.there-for-you.com/donations/stark-am-blok/#updates
#starkamblok
#bouldernmitsinn
#ResilienzStärken
#JugendStärken
#psychischegesundheit
#bewegungwirkt
#sozialeteilhabe […]
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February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Stark am Blok – Resilienzförderung für junge Menschen über ein pädagogisches Boulderprojekt in der Schweiz
https://www.there-for-you.com/donations/stark-am-blok/#updates
#starkamblok
#bouldernmitsinn
#ResilienzStärken
#JugendStärken
#psychischegesundheit
#bewegungwirkt
#sozialeteilhabe […]
https://www.there-for-you.com/donations/stark-am-blok/#updates
#starkamblok
#bouldernmitsinn
#ResilienzStärken
#JugendStärken
#psychischegesundheit
#bewegungwirkt
#sozialeteilhabe […]
It's just "cute" when big-ass-corp has a system for #geofencing that can be bypassed by their push for #ai hype...
#TeamUSA #Olympics #booing
#TeamUSA #Olympics #booing
February 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It's just "cute" when big-ass-corp has a system for #geofencing that can be bypassed by their push for #ai hype...
#TeamUSA #Olympics #booing
#TeamUSA #Olympics #booing
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
In the Wormhole X-Treme! episode of Stargate SG-1, the team discovers a cheesy sci-fi TV show that mirrors their classified missions so closely it threatens to expose them - only to realize the absurd show itself is the perfect cover, hiding the truth in plain […]
[Original post on mastodon.world]
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February 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
In the Wormhole X-Treme! episode of Stargate SG-1, the team discovers a cheesy sci-fi TV show that mirrors their classified missions so closely it threatens to expose them - only to realize the absurd show itself is the perfect cover, hiding the truth in plain […]
[Original post on mastodon.world]
[Original post on mastodon.world]
This is your semi-random reminder that #monorepo > #manyrepo.
I just made my life *much* easier by force merging three repos into one. No more deps build & publish & updates & ... No more 3 ways to do one thing. No more sync-somehow-and-hope-for-the-best on projects.
Seriously if I could, I […]
I just made my life *much* easier by force merging three repos into one. No more deps build & publish & updates & ... No more 3 ways to do one thing. No more sync-somehow-and-hope-for-the-best on projects.
Seriously if I could, I […]
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February 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Great expression that should be used more.
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Great expression that should be used more.
I shiver every time the (typically) US media stress that [a bad thing] was done to US citizen/veteran/single mum of three/celebrity/…
Not because of the heinous act that was done to the person. But because somehow it’s worse when a bad thing happens to “lovable” person.
No it’s effing not.
I […]
Not because of the heinous act that was done to the person. But because somehow it’s worse when a bad thing happens to “lovable” person.
No it’s effing not.
I […]
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February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I shiver every time the (typically) US media stress that [a bad thing] was done to US citizen/veteran/single mum of three/celebrity/…
Not because of the heinous act that was done to the person. But because somehow it’s worse when a bad thing happens to “lovable” person.
No it’s effing not.
I […]
Not because of the heinous act that was done to the person. But because somehow it’s worse when a bad thing happens to “lovable” person.
No it’s effing not.
I […]
Big corp doesn't want you to know this, but: Having a Dockerfile says nothing about reproducibility of your builds.
It's better than nothing, but imagine you have to bet your left pinky of your kid on whether rebuild produces the same image. You would (should!) have a pause and say […]
It's better than nothing, but imagine you have to bet your left pinky of your kid on whether rebuild produces the same image. You would (should!) have a pause and say […]
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January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Big corp doesn't want you to know this, but: Having a Dockerfile says nothing about reproducibility of your builds.
It's better than nothing, but imagine you have to bet your left pinky of your kid on whether rebuild produces the same image. You would (should!) have a pause and say […]
It's better than nothing, but imagine you have to bet your left pinky of your kid on whether rebuild produces the same image. You would (should!) have a pause and say […]