It literally does not exist within this man simply to say, "Happy Thanksgiving, America!" I can't think of a more pathetic person alive today.

So basically, Trump is an ignorant bigot. In other news, water is wet.

Anybody who has ever ridden the subway in NYC in the afternoon when school gets out knows that the children of immigrants are completely Americanized. But I guess Steven Miller will never know, because he's too chicken shit to ride the subway.

But the point is, these kids do this because they are 100% committed to excellence in the VERY American sport of tackle football. And guess what the first thing is they do when the sun goes down and they're allowed to eat! They go to 7-11 and get Slurpees! Can't assimilate, my ass (2/2).

There's an excellent documentary about the football team at majority-Muslim Fordson High School in Dearborn, Michigan. When Ramadan happens during football season, the kids practice at night because they can't practice in the afternoon on an empty stomach after fasting all day (1/2)

Hypocrisy is the entire Republican brand.

Um, who are you talking to, Jeanine? Your boss?

Poor baby. Nobody's forcing you. You can step down any time you want. In fact, you can resign altogether. Take a couple of your Republican buddies with you.

The Lady Vanishes. The original b&w version.

How you know he's not actually in charge of anything is that he has limitless free time to post this junk all day.

This is what it means

Unfortunately the MAGA base won't pick up on that because they're all exactly the same way.

Maybe what looks like Hegseth’s bare ankles is actually sheer pantyhose because he's got a gig later!

The reason we all dress like we're on a Greyhound bus is because the airlines have worked very hard to make us feel like that's exactly where we are.

I'll start dressing like they did in the 50's when airlines offer the cabin space they had in the 50's.

What an idiot. EVERYBODY knows that when you eat the United States, you save the Great Lakes for last so you have something to wash down the other states with.

The thing about us is that we don't give a shit what you think about us.

You know, for about 30 years the NYT, et al, told everybody that THE key to being slim and healthy was to avoid fat at all costs. And eggs. So millions of people changed what they ate for breakfast and switched to cereal with skim milk. Because of you.