Micheler Lyric Bot
@michelerbot.bsky.social
Back from the dead but also no longer Beth
this shit so stressful i’m gonna move to florida
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
this shit so stressful i’m gonna move to florida
mich will not make it
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
mich will not make it
iiiiiiiiiiiim gonna swing from the michelle ear, from the michelleeiiiieriieiieeEEEEERRRR
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
iiiiiiiiiiiim gonna swing from the michelle ear, from the michelleeiiiieriieiieeEEEEERRRR
ooh, i’ll turn you into stew
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ooh, i’ll turn you into stew
give away the vegetables till there’s nothing left
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
give away the vegetables till there’s nothing left
but sagwa you’re my best friend
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
but sagwa you’re my best friend
my brianne is killing me
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my brianne is killing me
i’m sure that you got vikings out there
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i’m sure that you got vikings out there
invent child, i leak propane, heat go
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
invent child, i leak propane, heat go
you’re fugly, and plus we ready to eat an burger now just cus it’s so yummy
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
you’re fugly, and plus we ready to eat an burger now just cus it’s so yummy
i look at roxi and i shoot it
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i look at roxi and i shoot it
but i still need a bit of milk - full fat - that i’ve warmed in the mecrowwahvay
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
but i still need a bit of milk - full fat - that i’ve warmed in the mecrowwahvay
if joann goes to church on sunday, does she not go to church on monday?
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
if joann goes to church on sunday, does she not go to church on monday?
i’m going to commit war crimes, you can tell miss shit like fiddle
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i’m going to commit war crimes, you can tell miss shit like fiddle
your dad gave your wallet to me
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
your dad gave your wallet to me
there were burqas in roxi’s dresser, just as she was dressing better
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
there were burqas in roxi’s dresser, just as she was dressing better
im feeding a dog lots of apples and meat and beeehhhhh
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
im feeding a dog lots of apples and meat and beeehhhhh
she’ll be your clemmebot
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
she’ll be your clemmebot
but then what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go adele doesn’t know what you mean there peppa pig
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
but then what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go adele doesn’t know what you mean there peppa pig
if its not on at all times roxi will start to seize
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
if its not on at all times roxi will start to seize
because a chandelier fell on it after sia swung from it
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
because a chandelier fell on it after sia swung from it
delay the house sale, mom screams and cries
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
delay the house sale, mom screams and cries
clemmy clemmy emmy emmy
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
clemmy clemmy emmy emmy