Michel Floyd
michelfloyd.bsky.social
Michel Floyd
@michelfloyd.bsky.social
Husband, father, engineer, entrepreneur, Hertz Fellow, MIT SB, SM, ScD. Fractional CTO M-F and ski instructor on weekends. Sequential multi-tasker.
That feeling when you get an email from Medicare with the subject line: "Your mental health matters" featuring a picture of this quack. Yes, you're right, my mental health matters so STOP GASLIGHTING ME.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I make a new playlist on Spotify every 6 months - this semester's is entitled "Portland Antifa Frog Brigade"
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Denver #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
October 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yes and no. Yes in that some companies are trying to shoe-horn AI into every nook and cranny of their products even when it doesn't add value. No in that many consumers are actively seeking out AI solutions to tedious problems. Also yes that tech can't afford to lose.
September 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Also the foundations of Houston's skyscrapers are most likely below sea level - can't tunnel under them for drainage in any scenario.
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The math is not mathing well for Musk here - 18% of the drainage capacity at 16% of the cost.

But here are more problems for Houston in either case, Houston is ~50' above sea level, shouldn't the *bottom* of any drainage tunnel be above sea level (+ tide). Unless ginormous pumps are also planned?
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A (D) president comes into office on 1/20/28. He or she has his or her staff bring him the originals of all the bills that Trump signed while in office. He or she then carefully compares the signatures on those bills with the one on Epstein's birthday card, the signature that Trump asserts is "fake"
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Time for duolingo Mandarin…
August 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Let's compare to the actual crime map shall we?
August 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm thinking we need to go back to polytheism just because it's more interesting. Looking to develop a cool suite of gods, and goddesses. First up "Baristus" - god of coffee. The romans and the greeks never knew coffee which could explain why their civilizations did not endure.
May 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
How has drag racing not already been banned in Florida?
May 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Protest today in Truckee California - about 500 eventually showed up (out of ~17k inhabitants). A very erudite young man from Truckee HS gave a darn good speech.
April 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Instantly recognizable as the entrance to the Concorde metro at the corner or Rue de Rivoli…
March 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
…until we get the "Judicial" from "Silo" 😉
March 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
March 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Canadians turning American-made products on store shelves upside-down…
March 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So were the Germans! Gott im himmel! www.iwm.org.uk/collections/...
December 1, 2024 at 10:46 PM
When your company won’t let you work remote

But this is your office
November 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I suspect that tariffs against Canadian imports are primarily a way for Trump to slam Trudeau and boost Poilievre. Having a liberal neighbor to the north has got to irk him, not to mention how Melania looked at Trudeau.
November 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
"It's only a change in a single line of code" is the "wafer thin mint" of software development
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
The firebase console includes a "Query Builder" that runs queries but, unlike almost every other query builder, does not output the code for the query
October 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
My vote was counted, now let's hope it counts for something.
October 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Meanwhile on that floating pile of garbage in the Caribbean…
October 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM