Shel (Langhorne Clemens)
@michellebbbbbb.bsky.social
Nature is the only reason I’ll exercise.
I’m sure a gym is great and all but… have you ever spent an hour-long walk narrating your local bayside pelican’s chat-fest?
Go touch grass or sand (or crushed oyster shells, in this case) 🦪 #thirdcoast #wellnesstips
I’m sure a gym is great and all but… have you ever spent an hour-long walk narrating your local bayside pelican’s chat-fest?
Go touch grass or sand (or crushed oyster shells, in this case) 🦪 #thirdcoast #wellnesstips
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Nature is the only reason I’ll exercise.
I’m sure a gym is great and all but… have you ever spent an hour-long walk narrating your local bayside pelican’s chat-fest?
Go touch grass or sand (or crushed oyster shells, in this case) 🦪 #thirdcoast #wellnesstips
I’m sure a gym is great and all but… have you ever spent an hour-long walk narrating your local bayside pelican’s chat-fest?
Go touch grass or sand (or crushed oyster shells, in this case) 🦪 #thirdcoast #wellnesstips
Highly recommend teaching your kids how to bake the hardest recipes in grandmas drawer (the difficulty here is bc you have to learn what a rolling dough feels like 😅 & bc you roll out dough w/ a rolling pin + cut out a million cookies, as thin as possible…) // recipe is at least 140 yrs old
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Highly recommend teaching your kids how to bake the hardest recipes in grandmas drawer (the difficulty here is bc you have to learn what a rolling dough feels like 😅 & bc you roll out dough w/ a rolling pin + cut out a million cookies, as thin as possible…) // recipe is at least 140 yrs old
An update on my Ken Burns @kenlburns.bsky.social documentary catalog watch-through, starting “The American Buffalo” today 🎥
🦬🦬🦬 🥹😍
🦬🦬🦬 🥹😍
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
An update on my Ken Burns @kenlburns.bsky.social documentary catalog watch-through, starting “The American Buffalo” today 🎥
🦬🦬🦬 🥹😍
🦬🦬🦬 🥹😍
The neighbor’s dog (Annie) comes down to my in-laws place every night to sleep // not too surprising as my MIL had outfitted her with a down mattress under all those blankets 🤭 I’m sure she’s a wonderful bird dog… but she’s trying really hard to be an inside cat at this house 😍😍
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The neighbor’s dog (Annie) comes down to my in-laws place every night to sleep // not too surprising as my MIL had outfitted her with a down mattress under all those blankets 🤭 I’m sure she’s a wonderful bird dog… but she’s trying really hard to be an inside cat at this house 😍😍
Tonight’s creek sunset 🌅 (📸: my Dad)
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Tonight’s creek sunset 🌅 (📸: my Dad)
🥹🥹 another day, another sunset pic from Dad
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🥹🥹 another day, another sunset pic from Dad
(Zoom to see that he’s caught his dinner) #dadwinsthisround
September 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
(Zoom to see that he’s caught his dinner) #dadwinsthisround
“The Yogurt Shop Murders” - love all the old Austin / 90’s footage // holy shit this whole entire story is horrific. The murders, the cops + the investigation, the YEARS after - horrific.
August 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“The Yogurt Shop Murders” - love all the old Austin / 90’s footage // holy shit this whole entire story is horrific. The murders, the cops + the investigation, the YEARS after - horrific.
Haven’t stopped obsessing about this dress since I took this picture 3 years ago. 💛🤍
June 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Haven’t stopped obsessing about this dress since I took this picture 3 years ago. 💛🤍
I have become obsessed with a personalized candy mix 🍒🍓
👩🎓🎁 these are grad party favors
👩🎓🎁 these are grad party favors
May 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I have become obsessed with a personalized candy mix 🍒🍓
👩🎓🎁 these are grad party favors
👩🎓🎁 these are grad party favors
That’s my husband (Dan) - he has two full sleeves and just finished his leg sleeve // the arm with Gandalf also has the shire, eagles, a dragon 😍
April 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That’s my husband (Dan) - he has two full sleeves and just finished his leg sleeve // the arm with Gandalf also has the shire, eagles, a dragon 😍
OH MY godddddd baby tortoises are so cute 🐢😍
March 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
OH MY godddddd baby tortoises are so cute 🐢😍
Annnnnnnnnnd we did it, we made it home 🖤 I said “no, Mom - we’re good on chips!” and somehow this still ended up in my car. 🏠
March 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Annnnnnnnnnd we did it, we made it home 🖤 I said “no, Mom - we’re good on chips!” and somehow this still ended up in my car. 🏠
Update: I survived
March 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Update: I survived
Hard to feel inspired (especially for a Washington, D.C. themed cookie set) BUT I’m doing it anyway - [plus the order is for a senior class trip so - ya know - for the children]
- watercoloring the first of many cookie layers to come #Tondc
- watercoloring the first of many cookie layers to come #Tondc
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hard to feel inspired (especially for a Washington, D.C. themed cookie set) BUT I’m doing it anyway - [plus the order is for a senior class trip so - ya know - for the children]
- watercoloring the first of many cookie layers to come #Tondc
- watercoloring the first of many cookie layers to come #Tondc
When you live in an “ingredient household” - you leave detailed notes so the kids don’t fuck your plans up
February 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When you live in an “ingredient household” - you leave detailed notes so the kids don’t fuck your plans up
He’s actually so weird but OH-so-cute
(Do you think dogs also love to play mermaids? 🧜♂️🧜♀️)
(Do you think dogs also love to play mermaids? 🧜♂️🧜♀️)
February 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
He’s actually so weird but OH-so-cute
(Do you think dogs also love to play mermaids? 🧜♂️🧜♀️)
(Do you think dogs also love to play mermaids? 🧜♂️🧜♀️)
Happy Monday y’all
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Monday y’all
Me, stirring a roux for 1.5 hours today: 💭 THIS is my zen garden 🪴🧘🏽♀️🍴
January 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me, stirring a roux for 1.5 hours today: 💭 THIS is my zen garden 🪴🧘🏽♀️🍴
New platform. Same thoughts / pics / profanity.
December 31, 2024 at 10:33 PM
New platform. Same thoughts / pics / profanity.