My 2-year-old made me a ‘sandwich’ with a fake banana, a plastic leaf, and a toy truck. When I asked if it was tasty, he said, ‘No, it’s yucky.’ Then why did you serve it, chef?”

I told my 2-year-old he couldn’t have more juice. He told me I couldn’t have any more coffee. We’re both sitting here, very thirsty, and very stubborn. #goodmorning #michigan

My 2-year-old asked for a banana. I gave him a banana. He threw it on the floor because, and I quote, ‘it’s not the banana I want.’ It’s going to be one of those days. #fridayfeeling #stayathomedad

I don't even need coffee anymore. Toddler screams are a perfectly acceptable wake-up call. Good morning everyone. Hello #bluesky