Mick Garry
@mickgarry.bsky.social
Writer for Sanford Health News, bicycle rider, renowned hydraulics expert & hip-hop mogul, former sportswriter
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
A part of the main.
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
A part of the main.
They’re obviously pissed about something. Maybe it’s because someone stole their toques.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
They’re obviously pissed about something. Maybe it’s because someone stole their toques.
Mis semillas están llenas de incomodidad
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Mis semillas están llenas de incomodidad
The New Pork Dolls
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The New Pork Dolls
Web sources seem to indicate the “?” was dropped from the name in 1968 or thereabouts. Same year “Chariots of the Gods?” was published.
January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Web sources seem to indicate the “?” was dropped from the name in 1968 or thereabouts. Same year “Chariots of the Gods?” was published.
They needed to have an episode where Alice invents some kind of hydraulic device and then everyone discovers she has no use for the device personally due to her legendary lifting strength
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
They needed to have an episode where Alice invents some kind of hydraulic device and then everyone discovers she has no use for the device personally due to her legendary lifting strength
Thanks so much for sharing.
January 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Thanks so much for sharing.
I think was most often “my beautiful wife Ramona”
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I think was most often “my beautiful wife Ramona”
Plus, I got that toaster cord hanging over the back burner because this 50s rambler’s outlet locations are ill-conceived. Cook everything at once and burn the whole place to the ground? No sir, too much paperwork.
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Plus, I got that toaster cord hanging over the back burner because this 50s rambler’s outlet locations are ill-conceived. Cook everything at once and burn the whole place to the ground? No sir, too much paperwork.
Ray Christensen and his wife Ramona set forth with loyal listeners on a guided tour of Norway on Jan. 14, 1922.
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Ray Christensen and his wife Ramona set forth with loyal listeners on a guided tour of Norway on Jan. 14, 1922.
Picture a 14-year-old who acts like a child a lot of the time.
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Picture a 14-year-old who acts like a child a lot of the time.
Every book ever should have a title that ends in a question mark. War and Peace? Pride and Prejudice? Grapes of Wrath? The Five Hundred Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins?… it would add an “are you shittin’ me?” vibe to readers’ expectations.
January 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Every book ever should have a title that ends in a question mark. War and Peace? Pride and Prejudice? Grapes of Wrath? The Five Hundred Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins?… it would add an “are you shittin’ me?” vibe to readers’ expectations.
Bowzer in real life went to Juilliard and Columbia and he’s a vocal and politically engaged supporter of social security — which doesn’t come close to answering a very good question.
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Bowzer in real life went to Juilliard and Columbia and he’s a vocal and politically engaged supporter of social security — which doesn’t come close to answering a very good question.
Tall people never stand taller than when they stoop down to lift up a short person so they can see over a snow bank.
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Tall people never stand taller than when they stoop down to lift up a short person so they can see over a snow bank.
Not a movie person but I’m picking up Gorky Park and the letters on the sign are legit in the written language of the people in that area.
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Not a movie person but I’m picking up Gorky Park and the letters on the sign are legit in the written language of the people in that area.
Maintain a robust fitness and wellness regimen but do it behind the scenes so you remain feeble in the eyes of your neighbors and they volunteer to shovel for you.
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Maintain a robust fitness and wellness regimen but do it behind the scenes so you remain feeble in the eyes of your neighbors and they volunteer to shovel for you.
A shepherd with a side hustle that involves the same skill set has a favorite Christmas song called Goat Ell it on the Mountain
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A shepherd with a side hustle that involves the same skill set has a favorite Christmas song called Goat Ell it on the Mountain
Beware the guides of starch
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Beware the guides of starch
Every edition from now on should include a little Floyd of Rosedale emoji hidden somewhere. “Did you find Floyd today?” “No, where was he?” “Sports, page 3 next to the Souhan jump.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every edition from now on should include a little Floyd of Rosedale emoji hidden somewhere. “Did you find Floyd today?” “No, where was he?” “Sports, page 3 next to the Souhan jump.”
J. Collective Soul Asylum Dunlap
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
J. Collective Soul Asylum Dunlap
As told by farmers and townsfolk who experience it firsthand and stay pissed.
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
As told by farmers and townsfolk who experience it firsthand and stay pissed.
History of flies and the level of aggression and agitation they direct toward farms, livestock and townsfolk in rural communities on hot sweaty days.
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
History of flies and the level of aggression and agitation they direct toward farms, livestock and townsfolk in rural communities on hot sweaty days.
The Man With the Golden Bun For Your Fries Only
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Man With the Golden Bun For Your Fries Only