@micmax.bsky.social
vr horror game in your own house
June 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
vr horror game in your own house
spotify jam should use bittorrent so all devices can work together to download the file and/or transfer it to the device connected to the bluetooth speaker
May 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
spotify jam should use bittorrent so all devices can work together to download the file and/or transfer it to the device connected to the bluetooth speaker
garbage men are gonna have a good laugh driving by this
May 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
garbage men are gonna have a good laugh driving by this
black soap, earwax coloured q-tips, brown toilet paper, plaque coloured toothpaste. all great colour choices
May 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
black soap, earwax coloured q-tips, brown toilet paper, plaque coloured toothpaste. all great colour choices
they repurposed percolator machines for fat loss into paint mixers
May 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
they repurposed percolator machines for fat loss into paint mixers
happy to learn that the oxy prefix "denotes sharpness" so the word oxymoron is kind of an oxymoron itself 😊
May 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
happy to learn that the oxy prefix "denotes sharpness" so the word oxymoron is kind of an oxymoron itself 😊
pokémon versioning - the alternative to semver and calver
start with bulbasaur and keep evolving and progressing through the pokedex. professor oak will be proud and it limits you to 1025 versions! only 10 bits of version data… for now
start with bulbasaur and keep evolving and progressing through the pokedex. professor oak will be proud and it limits you to 1025 versions! only 10 bits of version data… for now
April 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
pokémon versioning - the alternative to semver and calver
start with bulbasaur and keep evolving and progressing through the pokedex. professor oak will be proud and it limits you to 1025 versions! only 10 bits of version data… for now
start with bulbasaur and keep evolving and progressing through the pokedex. professor oak will be proud and it limits you to 1025 versions! only 10 bits of version data… for now
two face value bet big apple pie
April 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
two face value bet big apple pie
i want a dark mode toggle for google street view (makes it night time)
April 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i want a dark mode toggle for google street view (makes it night time)
ban JavaScript from modifying a webpage title every second
April 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
ban JavaScript from modifying a webpage title every second
can we make toast without making bread first
April 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
can we make toast without making bread first
face ID fails if you’re doing it from behind prison bars
April 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
face ID fails if you’re doing it from behind prison bars
the last two of my teeth brushing strolls have both been intercepted! i really need a sign that says unoccupied but spitting in 2 minutes
April 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the last two of my teeth brushing strolls have both been intercepted! i really need a sign that says unoccupied but spitting in 2 minutes
robin “the rich neighbour” hood
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
robin “the rich neighbour” hood
you’ll never guess #7
(hijack it and head for the pentagon)
(hijack it and head for the pentagon)
April 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you’ll never guess #7
(hijack it and head for the pentagon)
(hijack it and head for the pentagon)
put in a pizza and forgot to start a timer. got a time estimate from the gap in my browser history 😎
April 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
put in a pizza and forgot to start a timer. got a time estimate from the gap in my browser history 😎
i’d rather walk an hour than drive half an hour
April 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i’d rather walk an hour than drive half an hour
hello ai, please perform a full psychological evaluation on this user based on the history of their phone’s timer and calculator app
March 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
hello ai, please perform a full psychological evaluation on this user based on the history of their phone’s timer and calculator app
dream job: blowing the bubble into spirit levels
March 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
dream job: blowing the bubble into spirit levels
apple butter absolutely dances across my tastebuds
March 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
apple butter absolutely dances across my tastebuds
www has gotta be the worst spoken abbreviation. horrible ROI on that letter to syllable conversion
March 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
www has gotta be the worst spoken abbreviation. horrible ROI on that letter to syllable conversion
quick! god can’t see you during a lunar eclipse, get all your sins in now!
March 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
quick! god can’t see you during a lunar eclipse, get all your sins in now!
of course im an ally, i literally torrent files using a program called transmission
March 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
of course im an ally, i literally torrent files using a program called transmission
if im not supposed to look in the microwave then why does it have a light!
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
if im not supposed to look in the microwave then why does it have a light!
the peak of ergonomics was hand writing on scrolls
March 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the peak of ergonomics was hand writing on scrolls