Alpha Soy Boy
@micropenis69.bsky.social
I'm rooting for you.
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm rooting for you.
Me, patiently awaiting the inevitable collapse.
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
May 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me, patiently awaiting the inevitable collapse.
I thought they were being investigated (along with all of Musk's other companies) until Elon joined the government and shut it all down
May 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I thought they were being investigated (along with all of Musk's other companies) until Elon joined the government and shut it all down
Totally. If I lived in one of the places Musk paid people to sign his stupid petitions, I'd do that...and vote Democrat anyway
April 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Totally. If I lived in one of the places Musk paid people to sign his stupid petitions, I'd do that...and vote Democrat anyway
I've used it to write my last couple annual appraisals. It was pretty great, but I didn't get a raise, so I don't know.
April 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I've used it to write my last couple annual appraisals. It was pretty great, but I didn't get a raise, so I don't know.
Is he lying or just delusional? Or does he lie and then start believing his own lies? Either way, this dude sucks.
March 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Is he lying or just delusional? Or does he lie and then start believing his own lies? Either way, this dude sucks.
Hegseth clearly has a micropenis.
March 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hegseth clearly has a micropenis.
He should be grateful. Cell phones killed the worms in his brain.
March 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
He should be grateful. Cell phones killed the worms in his brain.
Lauren Boebert's theater hat.
March 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Lauren Boebert's theater hat.
I resisted listening to any of the evidence of election interference by Musk on behalf of Trump, because it's obvious, even if it were true, there isn't anyone with any power willing to do anything about it. But, the other day, I stumbled upon a thread about it and it seems likely Musk stole it.
March 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I resisted listening to any of the evidence of election interference by Musk on behalf of Trump, because it's obvious, even if it were true, there isn't anyone with any power willing to do anything about it. But, the other day, I stumbled upon a thread about it and it seems likely Musk stole it.
Oh. And the rest of my psychology is utterly repulsed
March 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh. And the rest of my psychology is utterly repulsed
34 companies gave over 34 million dollars to the guy with 34 felonies. My OCD likes...
March 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
34 companies gave over 34 million dollars to the guy with 34 felonies. My OCD likes...
Legalize comedy Chad
March 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Legalize comedy Chad