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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 16h

PHOTO: Donald Trump reacts to Benjamin Netanyahu's refusal to use his space lasers to blast Portland.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 2d

Fascism is what happens when you're making other plans.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 2d

Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery.

Babies were not being aborted after they were born.

Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris.

Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 3d

Nothing excites Republicans quite like the exhilarating combination of racism and cruelty.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 4d

If Donald Trump wants a prize for peace he should go the fuck away and give us some peace.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 5d

Hitler never did his own dirty work either.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 6d

SHOWN: If the speech at the beginning of Patton were given by Biff from Back to the Future.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 7d

It's the Trump Senate.

It's the Trump House.

It's the Trump shutdown.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 7d

BELOW: House Speaker Mike Johnson displays a level of joyous exuberance that Republicans only experience when voting to take healthcare away from old people.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 7d

PHOTO: US military generals listening to Pete Hegseth and fantasizing about what they'd do if they could get him on an obstacle course.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 8d

Donald Trump's "peace" plan:

1. Trump orders Hamas to surrender and return all hostages.

2. Netanyahu continues his genocide after the terrorists who were never going to surrender don't surrender.

3. Trump demands a Nobel Peace Prize so people forget he's in the Epstein files.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 8d

It's too bad the Trump shutdown won't include his mouth.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 9d

Republicans are in charge of the Senate.

Republicans are in charge of the House.

Republicans are in charge of the Executive Branch.

If the government shuts down and you honestly think Democrats are to blame, you're the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 9d

DID YOU KNOW? The Secret Service code for Donald Trump choking on a Big Mac is "I'm Lovin' It."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 10d

Refusing to release the Epstein files because they incriminate Donald Trump is exactly what a Deep State would do.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 11d

Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive, let's all agree that Donald Trump is shit wrapped in skin.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12d

Republicans: "Donald Trump is the healthiest president in history."

Also Republicans: "We demand a criminal investigation into who made Donald Trump walk up a flight of stairs."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12d

Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hepatitis B can only be transmitted through sexual activity and, as a result, children don't need to be vaccinated against it until they're 12 years old.

Speaking of sexual activity and 12-year-olds, Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 13d

If you take medical advice from these guys, the species will be stronger without you.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 13d

Today's Republican Party is almost completely defined by how far they'll go to protect a pedophile.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 13d

THE PEOPLE TELLING PREGNANT WOMEN NOT TO TAKE TYLENOL

Donald Trump: prescription drug addict.

Pete Hegseth: alcoholic.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict.

JD Vance: just fucking weird.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 14d

SHOWN: The top 6 reasons why you can't trust the Supreme Court.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 14d

If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 14d

BELOW: When you make the village idiot the town doctor.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 14d

Forced to improvise due to a failed United Nations teleprompter, Donald Trump opened his drool-spattered lie hole and sent Doritos-scented approximations of human speech flying like shrapnel from a shit grenade.

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