Noooooo hes trying his best mannnnn

can't help but agree, honestly
dare I say bigger, though...

Bigger Birtha... maybe you have lots of cream! With maybe less ice.

Pretty lore accurate, considering how hefty green lizards are

There always seems to be an abundance of critters to feast upon on a full moon... cant blame you for taking advantage of that! Look at those hips, so hefty and girthy, perfect for continuing to wobble forward despite the obscene weight they have to handle!

Yeesh... folk can be so presumptive... he could have at least inquired nicely, but nooooo, immediately chalk it up to negligence, surely he's not trying his hardest to keep that colossal bulge under control!

Hey, usually means a world-bouncing amount of cake, at least!

literally nosediving into that backsack and motorboating

If DMs are donut messages... what are PMs...

Welp, biiiiig creamy reward if you do!

Yeah no you're cooked
You're gonna be really interested in fishing soon, or something like that

am I able to volunteer, or am I too tall for this wild ride

Resident couch for the bulkers... yeah, that's much more fun for me anyway! Although might mean regular refills to keep up the softness... not that I'd be leaving anytime soon!

this MIGHT be enough reason for me to hit the gym for once

...maybe.

Gigachonkus, must loaf on

that background is actually a small portion of your belly holding all of that "appreciation", or at least it should be!