body: hey i know you could fit that in you but surprise! colitis flareup!!!

ok thanks

alternatively: god i wish that were me

i actually used to know a turkey guy who was into this, came around every year just for this purpose. it's been _years_ since i've last seen them about though.

Let's see if this works better, went up a size of a silicone band and doubled up

turns out i was using one size too small last time WHOOPS

I've been applying a shea lotion pretty much every day. Only helps so much, though.

Yeah, I keep meaning to make a new board (or set of boards) to power this thing. Part laziness, but, tariffs.

Funny enough, my pumpbox is mini-USB.

Yeah, I typically use some shea/cocoa butter, but it doesn't help as long as I'd wish.

Debating trying to see if I can find some kind of fabric thing that stretches wide, something like an exercise wristband?

I think the main issue I have right now is I'd like to use something to cinch off my sac that isn't these silicone bands, since after a while they irritate the skin.

I feel pretty sure it's the dextrose given hiw previous pumps with sugar-free didn't result in much.

I wouldn't mind a link c.c

So, overall thoughts. While I can't advise drinking more than one, it might be worth drinking a _non-sugar-free_ Pedialyte before a big pump session!

Maybe it was a fluke idk, but the fact that I ended up the _largest_ I've ever been on a whim...maybe I just got lucky.

On weight:

* I couldn't stop playing with it after getting out of the tube, the weight just feels great jostling about.
* Using the not-so-scientific method of "drop my nuts on a scale", it's at least a kilogram of weight.