sabrina carpenter would have a lot more juno positions if she was a lil gay
April 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
sabrina carpenter would have a lot more juno positions if she was a lil gay
i need someone to give me $3,000 and drop me off at world market without my phone so i can go feral
March 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i need someone to give me $3,000 and drop me off at world market without my phone so i can go feral
a cease and desist is the highest form of flattery
March 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
a cease and desist is the highest form of flattery
some days i feel like bob odenkirk and my cats are my Little Women
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
some days i feel like bob odenkirk and my cats are my Little Women
the bloomington joann fabrics is closing and i will descend like a locust to devour what’s left
February 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the bloomington joann fabrics is closing and i will descend like a locust to devour what’s left
girl help they’re calling the dumb meal kits “outsourcing meal prep” 😭😭😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
girl help they’re calling the dumb meal kits “outsourcing meal prep” 😭😭😭😭
haven’t even slept yet and i’m already hungover. i feel it in my bones
February 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
haven’t even slept yet and i’m already hungover. i feel it in my bones
genuinely lol at anyone who’s like “we just need to peacefully protest!” like oh my god when do we start throwing bricks
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
genuinely lol at anyone who’s like “we just need to peacefully protest!” like oh my god when do we start throwing bricks
i think we should continually refer to it as “the so-called department of government efficiency” because it’s not a real fkn department
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i think we should continually refer to it as “the so-called department of government efficiency” because it’s not a real fkn department
my cat really brings out the bully in me
January 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my cat really brings out the bully in me
one thing a lot of people don’t know is that you’re allowed to go to a live wrestling showdown and yell “GIVE HIM A SPANKIN!!!!” the whole time
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
one thing a lot of people don’t know is that you’re allowed to go to a live wrestling showdown and yell “GIVE HIM A SPANKIN!!!!” the whole time
i really need the Gemini shirt david cross is wearing in my profile pic
January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i really need the Gemini shirt david cross is wearing in my profile pic
does anyone know what my deal is???
January 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
does anyone know what my deal is???
i’m getting a lot of stuff in the mail today so maybe life is worth living
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
i’m getting a lot of stuff in the mail today so maybe life is worth living
i love using apps!!!
January 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i love using apps!!!