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You’ve heard of washboard abs well get ready for washboard ass. It’s what I’ve got and it’s not great.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You’ve heard of washboard abs well get ready for washboard ass. It’s what I’ve got and it’s not great.
Probably my least favourite genre of man is the one who is actively romanticizing a relationship he fumbled before you met him so you never measure up to that woman as she now exists in his head. Incredible twist: if he suddenly got her back, he would botch it again.
July 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Probably my least favourite genre of man is the one who is actively romanticizing a relationship he fumbled before you met him so you never measure up to that woman as she now exists in his head. Incredible twist: if he suddenly got her back, he would botch it again.
I’m not stupid. I’m silly.
July 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m not stupid. I’m silly.
TMI? Tell Me It.
June 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
TMI? Tell Me It.
Swiping left on people and muttering “get the fuck outta here” under my breath
June 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Swiping left on people and muttering “get the fuck outta here” under my breath
Rly don’t like being away from my bidet at all
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Rly don’t like being away from my bidet at all
I’m down here watching a documentary on Greta Garbo coated in Aquaphor like a dramatic snail
May 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m down here watching a documentary on Greta Garbo coated in Aquaphor like a dramatic snail
Dad Rock is orange, Yacht Rock is pink, I will not be clarifying because you know what I mean.
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dad Rock is orange, Yacht Rock is pink, I will not be clarifying because you know what I mean.
Strippers don’t jump out of cakes anymore, because we’re too woke now
May 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Strippers don’t jump out of cakes anymore, because we’re too woke now
It is what it is. That said, I don’t know what it is.
May 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It is what it is. That said, I don’t know what it is.
Asked one of my tarot decks if I’m pretty, Evil Queen style 😌
May 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Asked one of my tarot decks if I’m pretty, Evil Queen style 😌
If someone is a dog person or a cat person I don’t want to hear about it unless they mean that are like half dog or half cat like some kind of cryptid. Otherwise get wrecked it’s weird. Weirder than being only part human!
April 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If someone is a dog person or a cat person I don’t want to hear about it unless they mean that are like half dog or half cat like some kind of cryptid. Otherwise get wrecked it’s weird. Weirder than being only part human!
Crazy Bread is also what I would have called it if I was in charge at Little Carsar’s. Crazy Bread sounds like a thing I’d say.
April 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Crazy Bread is also what I would have called it if I was in charge at Little Carsar’s. Crazy Bread sounds like a thing I’d say.
Ever enjoy eating something so much that you nearly black out? That’s me and spanakopita
March 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ever enjoy eating something so much that you nearly black out? That’s me and spanakopita
BHPs - Butt Hole Picture s
February 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
BHPs - Butt Hole Picture s
Reposted
For trans people and their allies, Poilievre’s comments on the “two genders” is one more example of Conservative politicians scapegoating a marginalized group that represents less than 1% of Canada’s population.
Poilievre Scored Political Points on Trans Rights. At What Cost? | The Tyee
The Conservative leader’s response in a TV interview heightened fears for trans people.
thetyee.ca
January 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
For trans people and their allies, Poilievre’s comments on the “two genders” is one more example of Conservative politicians scapegoating a marginalized group that represents less than 1% of Canada’s population.
common sense vs common sentiment
January 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
common sense vs common sentiment
I love a cold wet dessert. I’m very gross!!
January 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love a cold wet dessert. I’m very gross!!
I had a thought the other day and I was like “I’d Tweet this if there was Twitter” and now I can’t remember it. Follow me for more of this.
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I had a thought the other day and I was like “I’d Tweet this if there was Twitter” and now I can’t remember it. Follow me for more of this.