The Big Cheese (eater)
@mightbearobot.bsky.social
I'm either a tattoo artist or a photojournalist
Hey where'd this extra door in my house come from
Hey where'd this extra door in my house come from
Soooo I’m an interdimensional warlock-ninja.
Or a consulting detective, if we’re counting short stories.
Or a consulting detective, if we’re counting short stories.
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm either a tattoo artist or a photojournalist
Hey where'd this extra door in my house come from
Hey where'd this extra door in my house come from
Personally I'd help a fascist change their identity from fascist to corpse
The irony is not lost on me that trans people are trying to stop someone from changing how the identify.
Like ... it's sad and comical at the same time.
Like ... it's sad and comical at the same time.
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Personally I'd help a fascist change their identity from fascist to corpse
Just saw the coming out scene from the newest season of Stranger Things
You cannot convince me that a single queer person wrote for this show.
You cannot convince me that a single queer person wrote for this show.
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Just saw the coming out scene from the newest season of Stranger Things
You cannot convince me that a single queer person wrote for this show.
You cannot convince me that a single queer person wrote for this show.
I plan to be only talking about positive things from 2026 so I'm getting my vitriol out now :3
Genuinely though, it's "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die" except instead of die it's shut up
Genuinely though, it's "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die" except instead of die it's shut up
Shoutout to my phone's data being too shit for me to actively get involved in the stupid fucking Stranger Things debate
Both people need to shut the fuck up
Both people need to shut the fuck up
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I plan to be only talking about positive things from 2026 so I'm getting my vitriol out now :3
Genuinely though, it's "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die" except instead of die it's shut up
Genuinely though, it's "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die" except instead of die it's shut up
Shoutout to my phone's data being too shit for me to actively get involved in the stupid fucking Stranger Things debate
Both people need to shut the fuck up
Both people need to shut the fuck up
December 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Shoutout to my phone's data being too shit for me to actively get involved in the stupid fucking Stranger Things debate
Both people need to shut the fuck up
Both people need to shut the fuck up
Gee I wonder why young me liked the show about a boy using an alien device to transform his body
We may never know
We may never know
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gee I wonder why young me liked the show about a boy using an alien device to transform his body
We may never know
We may never know
America fucking loves guns and yet no one wants to shoot these cunts when shit like this happens?
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
America fucking loves guns and yet no one wants to shoot these cunts when shit like this happens?
Girl who shoves your face into her armpit and holds it there with her arm as she rambles to you about the differences between an 80s movie and the musical adaptation of it
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Girl who shoves your face into her armpit and holds it there with her arm as she rambles to you about the differences between an 80s movie and the musical adaptation of it
Or, you know... Pirate it?
I had no idea Friends was still such a *thing*. Do the babies protesting about it leaving Netflix know you can buy the complete series on DVD for £35, which is a few months' Netflix sub?
I won’t be there for you: Friends leaves Netflix – and outrages fans
After a decade, millennials’ favourite comfort watch is dropping off the streamer, prompting threats of cancelled subscriptions. But will it really vanish?
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Or, you know... Pirate it?
The Steam/Epic ban for Horses is actually fucking insane given... god there's so many appropriate examples of Steam having "worse" shit on there that I actually don't know which one to pick.
Collective Shout need to fucking disband and be good parents already instead of blaming the internet
Collective Shout need to fucking disband and be good parents already instead of blaming the internet
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Steam/Epic ban for Horses is actually fucking insane given... god there's so many appropriate examples of Steam having "worse" shit on there that I actually don't know which one to pick.
Collective Shout need to fucking disband and be good parents already instead of blaming the internet
Collective Shout need to fucking disband and be good parents already instead of blaming the internet
Wow the douchebags in the replies of this really remind me why I hate "social" media.
The circle of a Bethesda game:
-releasing a broken game
-the modding community fix most of the broken game and add a lot of awesome stuff
-months/years ago releasing a patch that fix 1/10 of the broken stuff while creating more and broking all mods and bc of stream you don’t have a choice
-releasing a broken game
-the modding community fix most of the broken game and add a lot of awesome stuff
-months/years ago releasing a patch that fix 1/10 of the broken stuff while creating more and broking all mods and bc of stream you don’t have a choice
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wow the douchebags in the replies of this really remind me why I hate "social" media.
Microsoft want me to age verify
Personally I want them to hold the numerous transphobic/xenophobic companies they own to task, but that's just me
Personally I want them to hold the numerous transphobic/xenophobic companies they own to task, but that's just me
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Microsoft want me to age verify
Personally I want them to hold the numerous transphobic/xenophobic companies they own to task, but that's just me
Personally I want them to hold the numerous transphobic/xenophobic companies they own to task, but that's just me
haven't used Bluesky in a while (go me) but I gotta ask, is PinkNews well-known in the trans community as largely being trash?
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
haven't used Bluesky in a while (go me) but I gotta ask, is PinkNews well-known in the trans community as largely being trash?
I think all the h*zbin shipping drama could probably be avoided if they actually catered their content in a way that wasn't the same as GTA, call of duty and the like, aka "18+ but clearly the target audience is children"
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think all the h*zbin shipping drama could probably be avoided if they actually catered their content in a way that wasn't the same as GTA, call of duty and the like, aka "18+ but clearly the target audience is children"
Cannot fucking stand people who sit right next to you on public transport when there's multiple other free spaces nearby.
I get that this is the closest this guy will probably get to touching a woman but jesus fucking christ
I get that this is the closest this guy will probably get to touching a woman but jesus fucking christ
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Cannot fucking stand people who sit right next to you on public transport when there's multiple other free spaces nearby.
I get that this is the closest this guy will probably get to touching a woman but jesus fucking christ
I get that this is the closest this guy will probably get to touching a woman but jesus fucking christ
Dude I don't give a shit if you slightly rephrased it, you're still stealing other people's posts
And for what, clout on BLUESKY? Of all places????
And for what, clout on BLUESKY? Of all places????
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Dude I don't give a shit if you slightly rephrased it, you're still stealing other people's posts
And for what, clout on BLUESKY? Of all places????
And for what, clout on BLUESKY? Of all places????
Hugging a girl so tightly and feeling that intimate closeness so much that when you pull away from each other, you and the other girl are both rock hard
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Hugging a girl so tightly and feeling that intimate closeness so much that when you pull away from each other, you and the other girl are both rock hard
Okay fam, I'll still vote for them because Labour are transphobic cunts
October 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Okay fam, I'll still vote for them because Labour are transphobic cunts
It's interesting to see Glen Schofield (co founder of Sledgehammer) claiming none of the Sledgehammer-produced Call of Duty games were good after he left.
Meanwhile I'm like "none of the Sledgehammer Call of Duty games were good even when you worked there"
Imagine trying to brag with THESE
Meanwhile I'm like "none of the Sledgehammer Call of Duty games were good even when you worked there"
Imagine trying to brag with THESE
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It's interesting to see Glen Schofield (co founder of Sledgehammer) claiming none of the Sledgehammer-produced Call of Duty games were good after he left.
Meanwhile I'm like "none of the Sledgehammer Call of Duty games were good even when you worked there"
Imagine trying to brag with THESE
Meanwhile I'm like "none of the Sledgehammer Call of Duty games were good even when you worked there"
Imagine trying to brag with THESE
My girlfriend just made me get up to cook only to tell me there's nothing I need to do and I'm just there to watch
Guess I'm a cookold now
Guess I'm a cookold now
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My girlfriend just made me get up to cook only to tell me there's nothing I need to do and I'm just there to watch
Guess I'm a cookold now
Guess I'm a cookold now
Look, sometimes you just get fixated on recreating a very specific t-shirt on one of your OCs without just tracing over it so it can be "in your style" (bad)
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Look, sometimes you just get fixated on recreating a very specific t-shirt on one of your OCs without just tracing over it so it can be "in your style" (bad)
Really goes to show how little I engaged with their content except from when they were in other people's stuff, I thought Dan and Phil had already gotten together a LONG time ago and publicly announced it then
Good for them though, can't have been easy to do nowadays
Good for them though, can't have been easy to do nowadays
October 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Really goes to show how little I engaged with their content except from when they were in other people's stuff, I thought Dan and Phil had already gotten together a LONG time ago and publicly announced it then
Good for them though, can't have been easy to do nowadays
Good for them though, can't have been easy to do nowadays
I love how the "rude towards bluesky team" list made by some dweeb is straight up just filled with trans folk, definitely doesn't feel targeted
it's almost as if a bunch of trans people had a really good reason to be rude to the bluesky team
it's almost as if a bunch of trans people had a really good reason to be rude to the bluesky team
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I love how the "rude towards bluesky team" list made by some dweeb is straight up just filled with trans folk, definitely doesn't feel targeted
it's almost as if a bunch of trans people had a really good reason to be rude to the bluesky team
it's almost as if a bunch of trans people had a really good reason to be rude to the bluesky team
today is weird, but in a positive way
October 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
today is weird, but in a positive way
Oh good, Retro Achievements hasn't changed in the slightest and still has an insanely toxic userbase
No surprise there then
No surprise there then
October 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh good, Retro Achievements hasn't changed in the slightest and still has an insanely toxic userbase
No surprise there then
No surprise there then