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WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE:
(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
September 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@widertnattylt.bsky.social You need to come back to BlueSky so you can scream post what I'm thinking. Because YIKES
February 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social Just bought tickets for your Iowa City show, and I gotta ask... you pulling the bait and switch on Birbiglia, or vice versa?
November 17, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I need to get this out of my head. I dreamt the other night of a Johnny Cash-style country ballad in honor of the meat packers of America. But all I recall is the title, and it'll always haunt me...

"Meat Injury For You."
November 8, 2023 at 1:08 AM
It confounds me that, at every anime convention I work, there's always one person whose costume is "I was probably at January 6, and also here's my Bluetooth speaker blaring bad dubstep."
October 21, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Proof sports are weird and great: this Aussie Rules match I'm about to watch is delayed 15 minutes because someone saw a snake. The discussion on the broadcast is treating it like a lightning strike. Brilliant.
September 16, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Got medically sedated for a checkup thing today. Good to know that if I'm on drugs, my tendency is to be moved to espouse the qualities of ginger ale.
September 13, 2023 at 3:39 AM