medium rare bird
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
what's a bird but a word
[bridged from https://jorts.horse/@migratory on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
[bridged from https://jorts.horse/@migratory on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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check out this bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1J5kKiiTxA
January 17, 2026 at 9:13 AM
check out this bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1J5kKiiTxA
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Don't use something that's convenient if it's unethical
Not sure why people don't get this
Not sure why people don't get this
January 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Don't use something that's convenient if it's unethical
Not sure why people don't get this
Not sure why people don't get this
[drugs]
faded asf off that josh
faded asf off that josh
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
[drugs]
faded asf off that josh
faded asf off that josh
[billionaire pig]
I wonder how much it would have cost larry ellison, in terms of time invested at the rate of his salary, to check every boat name he ever used to see if it spells "I'm a nazi" backwards. probably trillions.
I wonder how much it would have cost larry ellison, in terms of time invested at the rate of his salary, to check every boat name he ever used to see if it spells "I'm a nazi" backwards. probably trillions.
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
[billionaire pig]
I wonder how much it would have cost larry ellison, in terms of time invested at the rate of his salary, to check every boat name he ever used to see if it spells "I'm a nazi" backwards. probably trillions.
I wonder how much it would have cost larry ellison, in terms of time invested at the rate of his salary, to check every boat name he ever used to see if it spells "I'm a nazi" backwards. probably trillions.
I think that the notion that "we should encourage non-technical people to contribute to open source software" is disrespectful to the individuals and skill sets of both those who know how to write code and those who don't
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I think that the notion that "we should encourage non-technical people to contribute to open source software" is disrespectful to the individuals and skill sets of both those who know how to write code and those who don't
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
wikihow find my ass with both hands "executive director edition"
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
wikihow find my ass with both hands "executive director edition"
considering a secret special project that will require money. if you have any money or know where it comes from please DM me
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
considering a secret special project that will require money. if you have any money or know where it comes from please DM me
RIP john g. mastodon 1982-2023 we barely know anything about you
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
RIP john g. mastodon 1982-2023 we barely know anything about you
I'm the Executive Directrix of Jorts Dot Hkrse Gmbh
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I'm the Executive Directrix of Jorts Dot Hkrse Gmbh
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Mastodon is looking for recruiting support to help us hire two exceptional backend engineers for multiple ambitious projects. More news on the specifics and the job description to follow soon.
This is a rare opportunity to work closely with our team on a non-technical project. If you might be […]
This is a rare opportunity to work closely with our team on a non-technical project. If you might be […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Mastodon is looking for recruiting support to help us hire two exceptional backend engineers for multiple ambitious projects. More news on the specifics and the job description to follow soon.
This is a rare opportunity to work closely with our team on a non-technical project. If you might be […]
This is a rare opportunity to work closely with our team on a non-technical project. If you might be […]
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ah man, I’d love to come, but I’m almost finished carving my stone golem
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
ah man, I’d love to come, but I’m almost finished carving my stone golem
@ceej.online who up dreading they stone
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
@ceej.online who up dreading they stone
embracing my toxic equinity
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
embracing my toxic equinity
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who the fuck is scraeming "JOIN OUR DISCORD" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never use discord
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 AM
who the fuck is scraeming "JOIN OUR DISCORD" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never use discord
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RE: https://furry.engineer/@soatok/115896145424737173
As a professional source code reviewer, I gotta agree with “We cannot overstate the extent to which just reading the OpenSSL source code has become miserable.” The answer to “how does OpenSSL—” is always “I don’t know and I don’t have six […]
As a professional source code reviewer, I gotta agree with “We cannot overstate the extent to which just reading the OpenSSL source code has become miserable.” The answer to “how does OpenSSL—” is always “I don’t know and I don’t have six […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 AM
RE: https://furry.engineer/@soatok/115896145424737173
As a professional source code reviewer, I gotta agree with “We cannot overstate the extent to which just reading the OpenSSL source code has become miserable.” The answer to “how does OpenSSL—” is always “I don’t know and I don’t have six […]
As a professional source code reviewer, I gotta agree with “We cannot overstate the extent to which just reading the OpenSSL source code has become miserable.” The answer to “how does OpenSSL—” is always “I don’t know and I don’t have six […]
just had a "damn that's cool" moment with computers. this never fucking happens anymore... I literally forgot what it's like when computers make you happy
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
just had a "damn that's cool" moment with computers. this never fucking happens anymore... I literally forgot what it's like when computers make you happy
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in the club straight up zorking it. and by it, heh... let's jusr say. my dungeom
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
in the club straight up zorking it. and by it, heh... let's jusr say. my dungeom
[uspol]
heard gary kasparov call it a "strong move" to kidnap the president of venezuela. of course a chess player would say that
heard gary kasparov call it a "strong move" to kidnap the president of venezuela. of course a chess player would say that
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 AM
[uspol]
heard gary kasparov call it a "strong move" to kidnap the president of venezuela. of course a chess player would say that
heard gary kasparov call it a "strong move" to kidnap the president of venezuela. of course a chess player would say that
I'm on my @vriska shit rn elbow-deep in lamps for days on end
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm on my @vriska shit rn elbow-deep in lamps for days on end
[blazing take]
the problem with "land back" is framing land as something that can and should be managed via ownership
the problem with "land back" is framing land as something that can and should be managed via ownership
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
[blazing take]
the problem with "land back" is framing land as something that can and should be managed via ownership
the problem with "land back" is framing land as something that can and should be managed via ownership
[pol]
I _still_ haven't been able to figure out—is the root of all evil:
* money?
* banking?
* compounding interest?
* private equity?
I _still_ haven't been able to figure out—is the root of all evil:
* money?
* banking?
* compounding interest?
* private equity?
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
[pol]
I _still_ haven't been able to figure out—is the root of all evil:
* money?
* banking?
* compounding interest?
* private equity?
I _still_ haven't been able to figure out—is the root of all evil:
* money?
* banking?
* compounding interest?
* private equity?
why is it so hard to find people who log onto mastodon to share jokes and have a good time
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
why is it so hard to find people who log onto mastodon to share jokes and have a good time
GRRM implies the existence of GRWM. is this anything
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
GRRM implies the existence of GRWM. is this anything