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Mike
@miiiike.bsky.social
The “surprise no one goes home!” for episode 1 and f4 can be left out of future seasons.
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
It reminds him too much of the 2012 election
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’ve started using produce bags as liners for my garbage bowl to make it even easier
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is the problem with open relationships
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Wake up!
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I thought that was always his target demographic
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Can I see your horn?
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I was at my sluttiest
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
so close! It’s actually the beach that makes you show pole!
August 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
July 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There’s often a pride parade on my birthday
June 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I used to send out your flyleaf link as a heavy hint for gifts. Of course when I decided to buy one for myself it’s unavailable. 😭
May 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM