Mike Brohman
@mijabro.bsky.social
Canadian. Tiny Man. Lefty. Arsenal Fan
Happy Birthday George!!!!!🥳🥳🥳
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Happy Birthday George!!!!!🥳🥳🥳
My 16 month old niece looked at my room and said “Messy house.” She nailed my messy ass.
February 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My 16 month old niece looked at my room and said “Messy house.” She nailed my messy ass.
The hands on the tiller of state have sucked but at least the paws are steady
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The hands on the tiller of state have sucked but at least the paws are steady
Tragic gasoline fight accident incoming
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Tragic gasoline fight accident incoming
This bank has an extra coin purse
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This bank has an extra coin purse
How your message finds me
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
How your message finds me
Hovercraft? I’m guessing truck
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Hovercraft? I’m guessing truck
The Narwhales. with a horn design extending onto facemasks
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The Narwhales. with a horn design extending onto facemasks
That wicked witch of the east is worth the trip
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
That wicked witch of the east is worth the trip
Where are the treats Mister Bond? I don’t expect you to live. I expect you to walk me
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Where are the treats Mister Bond? I don’t expect you to live. I expect you to walk me
From our frozen dead hands
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
From our frozen dead hands
Even in English lyrics, you can hear them but not understand. Loved Today by the Smashing pumpkins. Loved the ice cream truck in the desert video. Didn’t know it was about suicide until I heard someone explain it a couple years ago.
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Even in English lyrics, you can hear them but not understand. Loved Today by the Smashing pumpkins. Loved the ice cream truck in the desert video. Didn’t know it was about suicide until I heard someone explain it a couple years ago.
There’s a reason they use sovereignty term. No negatives only positives. Separation means dealing with shit. Who wants to join the diapered clown emperor?
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
There’s a reason they use sovereignty term. No negatives only positives. Separation means dealing with shit. Who wants to join the diapered clown emperor?
It turns out all the emails, notes and trips were about Lego. Jeff and a very separate Lego life that was completely separate from the sex crimes. They built beautiful secret sets together. Case closed
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It turns out all the emails, notes and trips were about Lego. Jeff and a very separate Lego life that was completely separate from the sex crimes. They built beautiful secret sets together. Case closed
Same with the Beegees. only be in a band with your weirder looking brothers
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Same with the Beegees. only be in a band with your weirder looking brothers
They call her the Lady of Lake. But folks, she’s no lady. Nasty Woman. Her lakes a disgusting mess. She has no business picking Kings. Go back to the muddy depths where she belongs
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
They call her the Lady of Lake. But folks, she’s no lady. Nasty Woman. Her lakes a disgusting mess. She has no business picking Kings. Go back to the muddy depths where she belongs
A salute for the volute
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
A salute for the volute
It was hilarious when Swift/Kelsey thing started and these “manly men” would go on about how Travis was a tight end and that’s a nobody position so it must be fake. The most basic fan would know he’s a famous player on the best team
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It was hilarious when Swift/Kelsey thing started and these “manly men” would go on about how Travis was a tight end and that’s a nobody position so it must be fake. The most basic fan would know he’s a famous player on the best team
Will the bees be blue?
February 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Will the bees be blue?
We need a finger of contempt emoji.
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
We need a finger of contempt emoji.
That head is making my caliper fingers itchy
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
That head is making my caliper fingers itchy
I was a huge grump about The Witcher show until I watched it. That lame new superman as Geralt! How dare they. Watched it, loved it
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I was a huge grump about The Witcher show until I watched it. That lame new superman as Geralt! How dare they. Watched it, loved it
The only boobs I want to see are of the Blue footed variety
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The only boobs I want to see are of the Blue footed variety
Do good things. Don’t listen to that what if good things were bad polls. Or good things that help other people not you bad polls. Just do the good things
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Do good things. Don’t listen to that what if good things were bad polls. Or good things that help other people not you bad polls. Just do the good things