Mike
@mijath.bsky.social
Well I’m not sure what to put here
He/him
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He/him
instagram.com/mijath
Personal news: today my Party Rings were unholey
December 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Personal news: today my Party Rings were unholey
Just realised I’m wearing sunglasses in every photo
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just realised I’m wearing sunglasses in every photo
Steve from Corrie reacting to Debbie McGee guessing that 3 trillion miles of wrapping paper are used annually in the UK
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Steve from Corrie reacting to Debbie McGee guessing that 3 trillion miles of wrapping paper are used annually in the UK
Look, I wanted to get to Greggs before the rush, so I published the document early. I didn’t think anyone would notice. You can stop going on about it now.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Look, I wanted to get to Greggs before the rush, so I published the document early. I didn’t think anyone would notice. You can stop going on about it now.
An electronic road sign in the beautiful town of Widnes is currently displaying:
IS YOUR C READY
FOR WINTER
IS YOUR C READY
FOR WINTER
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
An electronic road sign in the beautiful town of Widnes is currently displaying:
IS YOUR C READY
FOR WINTER
IS YOUR C READY
FOR WINTER
This year’s desk Christmas tree vs last year’s desk Christmas tree
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This year’s desk Christmas tree vs last year’s desk Christmas tree
I nearly crashed into this van because I was so fascinated by the errors on the map
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I nearly crashed into this van because I was so fascinated by the errors on the map
If the traitors win the money should go to Prince Andrew
October 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If the traitors win the money should go to Prince Andrew
It’s jarring to read Ming Campbell has died aged 84.
When Lib Dem leader, was only a couple of years older than Starmer is now – yet the press talked about his age as if he was Methuselah.
When Lib Dem leader, was only a couple of years older than Starmer is now – yet the press talked about his age as if he was Methuselah.
September 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It’s jarring to read Ming Campbell has died aged 84.
When Lib Dem leader, was only a couple of years older than Starmer is now – yet the press talked about his age as if he was Methuselah.
When Lib Dem leader, was only a couple of years older than Starmer is now – yet the press talked about his age as if he was Methuselah.
Doctor required in inflator room
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Doctor required in inflator room
N: Höfn, Iceland
E: Narita Airport, Japan
S: Sentosa Island, Singapore
W: Highway 99 north of Vancouver, Canada
E: Narita Airport, Japan
S: Sentosa Island, Singapore
W: Highway 99 north of Vancouver, Canada
August 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
N: Höfn, Iceland
E: Narita Airport, Japan
S: Sentosa Island, Singapore
W: Highway 99 north of Vancouver, Canada
E: Narita Airport, Japan
S: Sentosa Island, Singapore
W: Highway 99 north of Vancouver, Canada
My desk Christmas tree is still going strong on one (1) watering
August 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
My desk Christmas tree is still going strong on one (1) watering
I still have a twitter account and check the app occasionally…but it blows my mind that people actually post there
July 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I still have a twitter account and check the app occasionally…but it blows my mind that people actually post there
If I was presenting the news and a moth flew near me I’d shriek, so that Iranian anchor handled the missile strike incredibly well I think
June 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If I was presenting the news and a moth flew near me I’d shriek, so that Iranian anchor handled the missile strike incredibly well I think
Nothing could’ve prepared me for how bad Patti LuPone’s Evita was
May 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Nothing could’ve prepared me for how bad Patti LuPone’s Evita was
This can only mean his health issues have abated and he’s free of pain and suffering
May 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This can only mean his health issues have abated and he’s free of pain and suffering
One of my few skills is being able to immediately identify the murderer in Sister Boniface Mysteries
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One of my few skills is being able to immediately identify the murderer in Sister Boniface Mysteries
Mark Austin is padding for his life on Sky News
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Mark Austin is padding for his life on Sky News
Spare a thought for the National Gallery/Royal comms people who had to prepare for the unveiling of this monstrosity
May 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Spare a thought for the National Gallery/Royal comms people who had to prepare for the unveiling of this monstrosity
This unfunny fuck earns hundreds of thousands of pounds each year
April 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This unfunny fuck earns hundreds of thousands of pounds each year
I’m still struggling to believe ‘Keir Starmer does not believe transgender women are women’ is a news alert I read in the year 2025
April 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m still struggling to believe ‘Keir Starmer does not believe transgender women are women’ is a news alert I read in the year 2025