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Did anyone notice that the frontman In-ho from Squid Game 2 kept failing to make the top spin right when he threw it with his right hand? However, he managed to get it to spin successfully as soon as he spun it and threw it with his left hand.
December 28, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Can you believe we're just a month away from 2025? It feels like I wrote my 2024 resolutions an hour ago. Time isn’t real; it's just a cruel simulation where January lasts forever, and December vanishes in a blink.
November 30, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Why do my socks keep playing hide-and-seek with my shoes? Is it bad socks, bad shoes, or bad vibes? Either way, I’m one slide away from losing my mind (and my socks)
November 29, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Zleepy
November 28, 2024 at 12:19 PM
You think every disagreement is a personal attack. And instead of listening, you start defending. You fight to be right instead of trying to understand.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
If a kitten was stuck in a tree and my friend was Pinocchio, I’d just start asking him questions that force him to lie… What would you ask to get that nose growing and save the cat?
November 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
November 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Listening to this on the train right now. Getting off at Kudanshita—my stop for work. Totally random info that probably means nothing to anyone… also, fun fact, I don’t understand a word of Indonesian.

open.spotify.com/track/6bIQQJ...
Katakan Saja
Adikara · Katakan Saja · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 27, 2024 at 1:06 AM
If mosquitoes didn’t have such a thing for me, I’d be running through the forest with a flute in hand and a watermelon to keep me company, connecting deeply with the quiet wisdom of the trees.
November 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM