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Mik
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Just some guy. No, not that one. Nope. Ah yeah, that's me. No, the one in the... No, why would I be wearing one of those? Do I look like a 1970s sci-fi villain?
Dawww, adorbs.

Also, I'll expect my million by the end of the week or Mugsy will have to pay a visit.
January 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I leave a Mik-shaped hole in the wall whenever I hear the drill. I'm now banned by any that aren't already in Toon Town.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I get randomly booted out and have to log in again.
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Ah. I didn't realise my normal diet had a fancy name in other countries.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Oh, you drew a gold leaf card. Nice.
January 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Wait! There's a part missing from this story. Did you give him the dollar before he asked to hit, so he felt he could treat you right? Or did you not give him a dollar for a cup of tea and he thought of another way to get warm in winter?
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I've honestly been wondering when this would start being the standard response. They're not law enforcement at this point. They're a heavily armed gang.

And, to be honest, based on what ICE are doing, I'm also wondering how long before people just start shooting at them the moment they show up.
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
...episodes to really grab me, and try not to give up before that no matter how bad something seems to be. But I've been told a hell of a lot that I'm too generous, so the implication is that a lot of people won't give them a second chance after seeing the lowest rated wrestling show in years.
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Good on 'em. They managed to more than double their usual numbers with the change to the new network.

Of course, many of those people were tuning in to see what this new thing was about, and they saw that debacle, so there's a good chance many won't be returning.

Personally I give things three...
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I looked up an actress thinking they were related to my first TV crush. I was like "maybe her mother or something" and no... She was related, but it was her daughter!

I would've collapsed into dust had the ancient spirits of evil not transformed my decayed form into Mik-Ra the Ever Living.
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I hear they're still going and up to Song 57 now. One day they'll start naming them.
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Only the slight radioactivity from the cheap 90s rave glowsticks is keeping you together. Just like me.
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Eating a what? I'm not aware of these foreign dishes?
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I remember their first album. Listened to it with the day crew at the club I was working back then. Which means that was before the millenium rolled over.

Which also means you were probably single digits old.

A million currencies says you had band tees and dungarees.
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
That's exactly what my ex used to say whenever I was changing my undies in front of her.

It's nice we got to that point where she could see my wit even when I wasn't joking around.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:01 PM
We've had a western with the Death Riders that ended with a cowboy riding into town, showing the townsfolk the courage to fight, and taking them down.

Now we're swapping genres. Death Riders as The Warriors, fighting their way through the hordes of the Callis Family.

#AEW
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January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I can just see a locker room chat.

Something like "Stiff today. New guy left me with bruises in new places."

"Want me to have a word?"

"Nah, he's a good lad. Gave me some gardening tips. He'll soften up eventually.

*a head rolls by*

"You talking about the new kid with the stiff lariat?"
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I remember that doing the rounds for ages and then Punk suddenly had a problem with him specifically and it's like "THIS is who you genuinely hate?"
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Oh yeah, that helps.

Rumour was that Hanger used to work really stiff and was actually hurting (not badly, but more than needed) people in matches, but was so genuinely nice backstage that people didn't have the heart to tell him for well over a year.

No idea if true, but doesn't it seem Hangman?
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Willow's full gremlin there. She looks to see the expression and lights up at the ever so slightly uncomfortable smile and blush.

Whenever I see Hangman in moments like this, I remember the first backstage thing I heard about him and it all rings true to me.
January 20, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Wrestling support is equal to (work X platform)/online reach. You're seeing a mere reflection of what you give to us.
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
It's all coming out now. Y̶o̶u̶'v̶e̶ we've been caught.
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
No no, you don't understand how far I've gone. There's no "pance".
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM