This dork has to protect me everytime I go into the bathroom by jumping into the clothes hamper, ready to pounce on anything...

:3

Hi, I got a cat!
He is a dork... like most of you reading this~ :3

For the past 5 years I've been terrified every time I turn on my sink garbage disposal that something like a fork would be in it and scaring the shit out of me..

It finally happened :')

Today marks the 3rd time I've almost bit someone at work who pointed their finger at me...

Noone is safe :3

POV: You're a finger about to be bit :3

Ah, it's that time again when the private equity company that bought RuneScape learns the hard way that its player base won't roll over for bullshit.

$32/month to get what should be baseline features is so hilariously awful, but ads or shortened afk timer? Nope. I'll cancel ASAP if it goes live.

My mom, knowing I want a cat (and in an attempt to entice me), got me crochet cats for Christmas. Somebody help me.

A story told in two parts

A cat with a cat