So Many Mike
@mike-mccormack.bsky.social
AREA MAN. Bicycles, journalism, dogs, guacamole, democracy, dirt bikes, fatherhood & commas. The food here is above average. The beer cold. The porch light? Always on.
I honestly thought there would be more quicksand.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I honestly thought there would be more quicksand.
Let's not forget good 'ol Palantir Pete's cardinal sin: he double-tapped Deadspin, and by extension, removed all checks and balances from Stephen A Smith, Bill Simmons, Colin Cowherd and ever other outrage-jockey bloviating through the sport-o-sphere. Thin-skinned funhater.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Let's not forget good 'ol Palantir Pete's cardinal sin: he double-tapped Deadspin, and by extension, removed all checks and balances from Stephen A Smith, Bill Simmons, Colin Cowherd and ever other outrage-jockey bloviating through the sport-o-sphere. Thin-skinned funhater.
Ice cream remains undefeated.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ice cream remains undefeated.
Area arsonist strolls over with garden hose. www.npr.org/2025/12/08/n...
Trump administration announces $12 billion in one-time payments to farmers
The payments are targeted at row crop farmers in the wake of this year's tariff hikes.
www.npr.org
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Area arsonist strolls over with garden hose. www.npr.org/2025/12/08/n...
Today’s installment of Sweet Blind Rescue Dogs that I DID NOT WANT (and that I now cannot imagine living without):
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Today’s installment of Sweet Blind Rescue Dogs that I DID NOT WANT (and that I now cannot imagine living without):
The @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social Peace Telephone:
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social Peace Telephone:
FIFA Participation Trophy
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
FIFA Participation Trophy
There are no Lane Kiffins in hockey.
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There are no Lane Kiffins in hockey.
Hell is an RFK Jr sonnet.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hell is an RFK Jr sonnet.
2020. Hardly a 'backfire' tho. This context elicited a massive yawn from the mainstream media. Then and now.
www.cnn.com/2020/10/26/p...
www.cnn.com/2020/10/26/p...
Analysis: How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics
Shortly after President Donald Trump abruptly ended an interview with “60 Minutes” anchor Lesley Stahl, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany showed up with a massively large book in tow.
www.cnn.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2020. Hardly a 'backfire' tho. This context elicited a massive yawn from the mainstream media. Then and now.
www.cnn.com/2020/10/26/p...
www.cnn.com/2020/10/26/p...
Wonder who it was that chided piggy little Donny by calling him just that? Was it Mummy? Daddy? A stern nanny? A series of them?
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wonder who it was that chided piggy little Donny by calling him just that? Was it Mummy? Daddy? A stern nanny? A series of them?
Howie. The newest MiniMac. 1yo pitbull, found on the mean streets of Aurora, CO. Sweet as pie. Blind as balls. Snuggling enthusiast.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Howie. The newest MiniMac. 1yo pitbull, found on the mean streets of Aurora, CO. Sweet as pie. Blind as balls. Snuggling enthusiast.
I'm in yogurt love.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm in yogurt love.
One time my friend John replaced the toilet paper in our guest bath, electing to go UNDER instead of OVER. Extremely controversial. Of course we had to dismember him. These things happen. It's not polite to keep dragging us for that.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
One time my friend John replaced the toilet paper in our guest bath, electing to go UNDER instead of OVER. Extremely controversial. Of course we had to dismember him. These things happen. It's not polite to keep dragging us for that.
There's smug satisfaction in fixing your own espresso machine. And a boomerang effect when you fix it for the 6th time and realize that a better espresso mechanic wouldn't be working on it for the 7th time.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There's smug satisfaction in fixing your own espresso machine. And a boomerang effect when you fix it for the 6th time and realize that a better espresso mechanic wouldn't be working on it for the 7th time.
ME: Unwilling to believe everything about Trump.
THEM: Unwilling to believe ANYTHING about Trump.
THEM: Unwilling to believe ANYTHING about Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
ME: Unwilling to believe everything about Trump.
THEM: Unwilling to believe ANYTHING about Trump.
THEM: Unwilling to believe ANYTHING about Trump.
Honest question: How do we know that the DOJ isn't scrubbing the files or deleting/altering anything incriminating? Are there people who've seen all of it who can (and more importantly I guess, WOULD) cry foul?
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Honest question: How do we know that the DOJ isn't scrubbing the files or deleting/altering anything incriminating? Are there people who've seen all of it who can (and more importantly I guess, WOULD) cry foul?
DEMS: show spine (for once), sweep -off cycle elections.
DEMS: immediately reverse direction, shoot puck at own net
🤦♂️
DEMS: immediately reverse direction, shoot puck at own net
🤦♂️
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
DEMS: show spine (for once), sweep -off cycle elections.
DEMS: immediately reverse direction, shoot puck at own net
🤦♂️
DEMS: immediately reverse direction, shoot puck at own net
🤦♂️
Yes. We’re overreacting. Just like we were about Roe.
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yes. We’re overreacting. Just like we were about Roe.
Hi. I've coached your kids. Dragged tents & water to fields. Organized parents. Tasks. Needs. Over and over. So we all could all enjoy (insert tournament here). I've spent a decade+ making sure there's shade. Ketchup. Enough Doritos to choke a sandworm from Dune. I AM THE RADICAL LEFT.
October 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hi. I've coached your kids. Dragged tents & water to fields. Organized parents. Tasks. Needs. Over and over. So we all could all enjoy (insert tournament here). I've spent a decade+ making sure there's shade. Ketchup. Enough Doritos to choke a sandworm from Dune. I AM THE RADICAL LEFT.
Reposted by So Many Mike
Hey look, a dead canary.
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hey look, a dead canary.
“If you want people to speak kindly about you after you’re gone, then you should speak kindly while you’re alive.”
- Mookie Betts, LA Dodgers
KING.
- Mookie Betts, LA Dodgers
KING.
September 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“If you want people to speak kindly about you after you’re gone, then you should speak kindly while you’re alive.”
- Mookie Betts, LA Dodgers
KING.
- Mookie Betts, LA Dodgers
KING.
Ultimate nepo-baby RFK Jr will be fired. The moment it becomes advantageous for this administration.
September 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ultimate nepo-baby RFK Jr will be fired. The moment it becomes advantageous for this administration.
Reposted by So Many Mike
