Oy, as long as we're fantasizing about being physically made of money, I feel like Telenovella Mode would need to happen.

They all sound half-asleep. XD Pretty sure I've seen this in reels with the Shining Force 3 VO.

I just ...

You know. I liked to daydream that if I ever got to direct a game, that I'd get to include a "hokey voice acting" mode where we deliberately record a bad version of all the voice acting, Resident Evil 1 style. Even doing that on purpose, we couldn't make worse voice acting than this.

What the goddamn fuck

Who approved this

I mean if I had to pick one of the Golden Girls to forcibly eject a lodged food substance from my windpipe I'd definitely rather it be her than Sophia

But why though

…. But why Bea Arthur though??

This looks like EXACTLY what I want.

As someone hospitalized twice this year and recovering from long term corticosteroid use, I relate to this sooooo much.

That is ... an excellent question. Might be to keep the color palette tight? Maybe they thought the Soul Eater would be a little misleading to show starting players?

Still, Kireek with no Soul Eater IS a bit like Arthur without Excalibur.

Anyway this was SUPPOSED to be about using character creation rules to plant a creative seed for the player, or give them some bait to latch onto when they make a character. Now I feel a need to actually write a rework of Newmans to fit what I'm imagining and see if I understand my own advice.

Try Barbarella if you spliced her DNA with a Zoanoid from Guyver. Just a little bit! As a treat!

HAND HER A GUN LET'S GO!