Mike Heffner
banner
mike.heffner.io
Mike Heffner
@mike.heffner.io
Building Streamfold.

Previously: Backend @Netlify, Data Engineering @ SolarWinds Cloud, data/cofounder Librato. Just add water.
Now updated with our Python processor support. Just drop into an S3 bucket and pass their URIs via env.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
That sounds great. If we can help contribute or review anything let us know. Looking forward to it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Congrats! If you're working with OpenTelemetry in Lambda, this may be interesting: github.com/streamfold/r.... Rust OTel collection with very fast cold start times.
GitHub - streamfold/rotel-lambda-extension: AWS Lambda Extension for Rotel
AWS Lambda Extension for Rotel. Contribute to streamfold/rotel-lambda-extension development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
is antigravity packing a kafka broker?
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
lol, I vaguely remember those. Mostly remember gentoo was the only way to get a linux distro working on the uni's Opterons at the time.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Triggered by the emerge @world
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The front lines look rough
September 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Time to put Vibe Code Cleanup Specialist on the resume
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Mike Heffner
It required me doing ungodly things.
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Number one reason I now add contact numbers to my phone from individuals that may only need to call once or twice, like a contractor.
August 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM