Mike
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Mike
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自由就像空气
开始对冲浪的危险性有更深入的认识了,今天被冲浪板爆头了,还是被尾鳍尖砸的。虽然没有见血,但现在耳朵上面鼓着半个鸡蛋那么大个包,我就是稍微抬下眉毛都能感觉到很痛。
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December 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
冲浪🏄‍♀️最新进展,在跟海浪肉搏了十来个星期六(每次大概两个小时)之后,从上周感恩节开始,我也是能抓住浪的人了,今天正式确认了该项技能。
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December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
刚在小红书看到,这片子在中国内地一周票房20亿,去查了一下,居然是真的,最新数字是 21 亿,远超北美。赢麻了。
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Zootopia 2 一个感恩节周末票房狂收 1.56亿刀。厉害了。当然其中也有我家贡献的几十刀。
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December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
嗯,“你有时间捡屎吗?”🤪
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
感恩节冲了个感恩浪,简直可以用风平浪静来形容了。。。

上周六因为浪头过于狂野,把膝盖扭了,痛了两三天,今天一下海发现完全不痛了。感恩我的康复能力。
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November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
在网上看视频的时候,我最“害怕”的几点,

一,他们读 “sheet”
二,他们读“G/J”
三,也不知道是哪个白痴最先把书名号当引号用的,看起来太难受了。。。
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
MTG 宣布辞职是来真的?

Is Christmas coming early this year?!
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Duolingo 你够了吧?整这么多事不如稍微减少一点广告吧。。。
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
所以这两天高市早苗到底说啥了,墙国反应那么大?一会儿战争威胁,一会儿又“建议”国人不要去日本?

那么,这个即将到来的假期,去日本会不会比往年更舒心?
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
不知道还有多少人记得九月份上海学生餐臭虾仁事件,现在装模作样调查了两个月之后,他们说是“境外污染”。。。 相关负责人被搞了个竞标还是围标方面的问题。。。看来我以前对上海的滤镜还是太重,毕竟我自己也在那过了半生。现在看来,地狱的天花板也还是地狱。。。
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
人总要为自己的好奇心买单的。双十一买凑了个热闹,买了个这个,预估加转运时间下个月能到。🤣🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Congrats, Colorado!
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
上一届 Virginia 州长竞选,这次真的是翻了不少。
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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This is the BEST headline I've read in a VERY LONG TIME!! 🔥🔥🔥
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Virginia 州长竞选,民主常成功翻盘,而且 margin 都大于15点了。。。难道 maga 真的要到头了?可喜可贺啊。
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
太好了,打肿狗脸。
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
今年的第十本书还剩三十页,年度目标的达成触手可及了。
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
今晚会有两个凌晨一点。这毫无意义的改时间得搞到几时才是个头啊。。。
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Californians have been dragging America along, and now they need to save America again from the stupidity.
America First?

If Prop 50 fails — we’ll never put a check on Trump, who just gave $40 billion to Argentina while raising funds for his gilded ballroom instead of continuing SNAP benefits for struggling Americans.

VOTE #YesOnProp50 and get your ballot in!
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
每周六固定项目,下海跟海浪肉搏两小时。感觉越来越轻松了。🫣
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
看了个暗黑电影 I Spit on Your Grave,整个人都不好了。。。。。。
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
就喜欢看到这些二比被人民骑脸输出,把他们的狗脸扇成猪头。
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
华人卡车司机圈惊现“磅站英文问答培训”。真的,韭菜真的太壮了,怎么割都行。
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October 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM