Trash Pandacoot
@mikeapocalypso.bsky.social
I’m probably a jerk. I apologize in advance.
Pennywise the Clown having a mental breakdown as Gen-Alpha keep showing him 8chan memes and Simpsons porn.
September 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pennywise the Clown having a mental breakdown as Gen-Alpha keep showing him 8chan memes and Simpsons porn.
A dark web, Silk Road type network but for limited edition novelty breakfast cereals
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A dark web, Silk Road type network but for limited edition novelty breakfast cereals
My homemade stillsuit is now filling with what I’ll euphemistically call “poor decisions”.
September 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My homemade stillsuit is now filling with what I’ll euphemistically call “poor decisions”.
You’re still sheep even when you’re being herded by a different dog.
July 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You’re still sheep even when you’re being herded by a different dog.
There should be a thing where if you increase the text size on your phone past a certain point that your driver’s license is automatically suspended.
May 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There should be a thing where if you increase the text size on your phone past a certain point that your driver’s license is automatically suspended.
I’m in such vehement opposition to the actions of this administration that my boot licking from now on will be less enthusiastic
February 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m in such vehement opposition to the actions of this administration that my boot licking from now on will be less enthusiastic
Every headline I see involving Elon I have to ask: Don’t they do drug testing for government employees?
February 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Every headline I see involving Elon I have to ask: Don’t they do drug testing for government employees?
Can we get AI to translate job postings into what the role will actually involve?
Or is it meant exclusively to do a bad job of replacing my job?
Or is it meant exclusively to do a bad job of replacing my job?
February 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Can we get AI to translate job postings into what the role will actually involve?
Or is it meant exclusively to do a bad job of replacing my job?
Or is it meant exclusively to do a bad job of replacing my job?
“White Men Tired of Facing Repercussions” is a successful political platform, it seems
February 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“White Men Tired of Facing Repercussions” is a successful political platform, it seems
“Acutely aware of the tongue in your mouth at all times” seems like a high impact/low repercussion curse to send to someone.
February 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“Acutely aware of the tongue in your mouth at all times” seems like a high impact/low repercussion curse to send to someone.
It’s a lot of work posting “I forgot this place existed” on all of the social media platforms I can’t stop doom-scrolling.
January 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s a lot of work posting “I forgot this place existed” on all of the social media platforms I can’t stop doom-scrolling.
AI art is like aspartame for the eyes; those who know can sense it right away. It stands out prominently destroying the joy of something fun.
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
AI art is like aspartame for the eyes; those who know can sense it right away. It stands out prominently destroying the joy of something fun.
I think that if you pay more for your car that your high beams should have a secret level higher than anyone else’s.
January 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think that if you pay more for your car that your high beams should have a secret level higher than anyone else’s.
I bought enough egg nog that I had to sign a waiver at the grocery store.
December 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I bought enough egg nog that I had to sign a waiver at the grocery store.
Leonard’s mom was a bullshit psychologist. It’s comical how poorly she misunderstood her own son.
December 4, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Leonard’s mom was a bullshit psychologist. It’s comical how poorly she misunderstood her own son.
Drinking so much Gatorade and Monster Energy that my kidneys make a crackling sound.
November 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Drinking so much Gatorade and Monster Energy that my kidneys make a crackling sound.
I ate my AirPods and now I’ve gotta time it just right to make the funniest prank call ever.
November 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I ate my AirPods and now I’ve gotta time it just right to make the funniest prank call ever.
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It’s like everyone knows that America is in the last season before being cancelled so they’re pulling out all the stops. Wild cameos, crazy poly twists, impossible plot lines!
November 20, 2024 at 2:55 AM
It’s like everyone knows that America is in the last season before being cancelled so they’re pulling out all the stops. Wild cameos, crazy poly twists, impossible plot lines!
A lot of people aren’t enjoying the internet correctly. It’s my duty to sit in their replies and explain this to them. I take this responsibility very seriously.
November 16, 2024 at 11:10 PM
A lot of people aren’t enjoying the internet correctly. It’s my duty to sit in their replies and explain this to them. I take this responsibility very seriously.
I’m not handling this very well. Pretty much all of it. You’d never notice though because I’m pretty much always this way.
November 15, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I’m not handling this very well. Pretty much all of it. You’d never notice though because I’m pretty much always this way.